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bribrans
In case y’all are wondering what we’re fighting against: I got maced in the face with my hands up in the air. I got maced at a close enough range
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M.E.Howard
pickle_water
Wiggles has a new food bowl. Him sleep. Him awake. I'm trapped.Please send beer. There's a sleeping kitten on my lap.I had the foresight to bring beer this time. Kitten
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Erin Bromage
ErinBromage
And in other news, the time is near for our foster pup to give birth. She was surrendered by her owners to a shelter: 10 months old and pregnant. (No
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William Yang
WilliamYang120
Latest for @Independent - After more than two months of enforced lockdown, residents in #Wuhan, where the #COVID19 outbreak originated, can finally leave the city. Here’s a peek into their
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boyfriend love page
BFAppreciation
Hi baby I love the way you hold my hands I love the way you rub my belly and finger my belly button I love that you sit with
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Alone Alone
spooky_girl
Skimming. I’m pretty happy with that base ramen stock. Now into the fridge overnight and tomorrow, the two dashis, and master stock chashu pork belly. I made a pretty conservative
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joc
JocilynReed
I’m gonna start a “shit I see at work” thread Today I saw a man sniffing and licking his fingers, then he said smell it to his gf, his gf
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Peter Manseau
plmanseau
Trump wanders the West Wing on his last night, remembering the good times. The chair where he tweeted. The toilet where he tweeted. The desk where thought about tweeting when
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Ernest (Whiny) Hemingmickey
kitmickey
I drafted a fake page of Aristotle "On the Efficiency of Holes" where he just counts how many things your nostrils do and how many things your belly button does
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William Yang
WilliamYang120
Absurd medical practice inside #China's "Square Cabin" Hospital for #COVID19 patients - I'm just going through an interview I did with a #COVID19 patient who was put into one of
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dominostt
dominospizzatt
I have two large specialty pizzas in the oven with twitter name on it. Who belly biting? Things extra sweaty this afternoon ...... the level of bribery in the inbox
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Stephen Robbins
YakimaAbogado
I have a sister who is vaguely liberal but not very politically active. She can tell Trump is a bozo and has good instincts, just isn't very interested in politics.
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𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖
polyracha
cw // tentacleschn didn’t understand why j!svng was so into this. as he stared the tentacle monster down, all he felt in his stomach was a sense of trepidation and
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Tina Mareth 🌕🌞🌎☮️🔮🔭🇨🇦🇬🇧🐩🐷🐴🐝🦋🦉🐘
karma_galore
S. Korean meat dog.... a thread...Hannah arrives and “hides” under a table. Note the side eye... 1/ Hannah feels safe enough to check out the dog bed. Still with the
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LeahMcGrath
LeahMcGrathRD
Things you don't hear in the ER or ICU-"what essential oil treats chest pain?"-"He's unconscious, did anyone do a food sensitivity test?" ..Things you WON'T hear in the ER or
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Serpent Mound 🌲☀️🎣☸️
srpentmound
So for the first fish I eat this year I want to show you guys how I personally turnThis
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