#Beer

Lilo the Autistic Queer

A_Silent_Child

CW: alcoholSometimes I think about how the first time my partner's father drank in front of me he apologized for it because they were southern baptists. That was such a

astro but 🍊

astronichter

NSFW / Wei Ying living with Jiang Cheng for a few months for lack of options, taking a shower for no reason at 4pm. he thinks he could maybe jerk

JOBE🛡

Juks_Afrika

Before lockdown when Corona was only a beer (mini thread)

Sarah Colero🥄

Sarah_Colero

MEGAThread on Doug Ford Re: Social Assistance, Budget & Hypocrisy May 15th 2020, Ford was asked if he'd top up disability assistance during the crisis, as many vulnerable folks are

Mark Suster

msuster

1/ This is going to be a strange Tweetstorm but I now feel compelled to say something very odd. I am healthy and in great shape. I lost a lot

“Miami” Waltham-Smith

auralflaneur

To uni students (in personal capacity): you’re angry at what’s happening. I would be too if all this had happened to me 20 years ago as I was about to

✩ 𝕷𝒆𝒏𝒆‎ ⍟⧗

miss_LulaMae

Joe: "Now we are gonna bring in ..."he hasn't even said "another avenger for all of you"Chris: Joe: "and another very dear friend of all of ours" Joe: "Scarlett Johansson"Chris:

Nick Scott

narcsville

#TimsTwitterListeningParty So there was one more bit of New Fellas. During 2005 I was running a night called Rebellious Jukebox at Wire in Leeds. @thecribs would come down when

Natalie Morales

nataliemorales

Comebacks I came up with in the shower that the Biden campaign is free to use: 1. "My son was a war hero, unlike you, Dodger Don. How are those

A Cat Named Bitches

BitchestheCat

A week with @sportpeppercat. Picture 1. Minute 1. Hour 1. Meal 1. Morning 1. Mouse 1. Escape 1. Head push 1. Nap 1. Paw work 1. Morning 2. Smile 1.

sowonnie 🌼

sojeogn

get drunk with my new semplici hommies [ Some tweets may or may not related to GFRIEND Sowon. ] 1. It's obviously @tayeyang. It always have, it always will.

Amy Bee 🐝

aeb082917

I'm from the South, specifically small town TX and the Confederate flag has been a cultural issue that I've had trouble articulating to people outside this culture *thread* First, I

Extratime ⚽🗣🎙

Extratime

@EXTRATIME TRIVIA NIGHT We’re taking over the @MLS Instagram tonight at 7 pm ET! Join @CharlieDavies9 and @empiregass LIVE as @andrew_wiebe attempts to stump them with league trivia. Bring a

T.J. Quinn

TJQuinnESPN

I got into this business because I wanted to BE Pete Hamill. I kept columns of his taped to the wall of my apartment and over my desk at work.

Herself

EnglishElective

When you have a fire in a small town: Most of the people you see in turnout gear are people you know- a neighbor,the lady who works in the supermarket,your

pjm

lesbiansforhobi

you do realize we act that way cause of the very universal patriarchal joke canon that a woman would do anything for a man if she finds him hot/admires him?