Comebacks I came up with in the shower that the Biden campaign is free to use:
1. "My son was a war hero, unlike you, Dodger Don. How are those "heel spurs" treating you these days? Is that also your excuse for being incapable of serving your country now, as president?"

2. "So, if you're such a good business man, please explain to our country how spending over $70,000 dollars on that hair is a good investment?"

3. " Dongle, I just want to clarify- when you told the Proud Boys to 'Stand by' was it a sort of, 'Hold my beer' so they could stand by and watch what you were going to do to this country? What exactly did you want them to stand by for?"

4. "Donny, did you put yourself on the line and try Hydroxychloroquine before denouncing every sane doctor and assuring the American public this was the 'cure'? If so, is one of the side effects a constant running of your mouth? Or was that the bleach injections? Truly curious."

5. "Hey, Ding Dong Don, remember when you said your rallies were "totally safe from corona virus" ? What about Herman Cain? He's literally dead now. One of "Donny's 200k Dead". Or are even the black people who work for you totally inconsequential in your eyes?"

6. "Question, do you know what Antifa stands for? Right. Yes. Anti-Fascist. And who are these Antifa... anti? YOU! Good! You're following along. Okay, so then, let's try and put that together. If they're anti-fascists and anti-Donny, what does that make you? A Fascist! Correct!"

7. "The educational programs you canceled teach our history with slavery, prejudice, inequality & bias, so that we can "Be Best" and ALL Americans can prosper. So, Demagogue Don, you nixed it because you either don't believe in that or you don't want it. Which reason is it? "