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John Cole
Johngcole
He doesn’t like to read, he doesn’t like music, he doesn’t care about art or poetry, or fine dining. He doesn’t laugh. He doesn’t laugh at himself. He is joyless.
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Maddy
madisonmachadoo
*gets up to leave for work at 6:30 am* Jj in his sleep: “Goodnight have fun” Jj: “The yellow one tastes like bananas and the red one taste like
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Donatto
Donatto90
In a perfect world (mine), TIC wouldn’t exist, especially due to Celebration’s existence. So, being @Madonna’s #ImBreathless30 birthday, I’m sharing what the album cover, track listing and singles should’ve been
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🗽 Caissie “Pretty Scared, You?” St.Onge
Caissie
This is good & it’s all of us. Yesterday, I was frustrated & scared by people who are trying to break quarantine, because they are endangering themselves & others &
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Michael Hobbes
RottenInDenmark
Every single survey on human trafficking is designed to produce false positives. One-third of the trafficking victims identified by the ILO estimate are women and men in arranged marriages. https://www.ilo.org/wcmsp5/groups/public/@ed_norm/@ipec/docu
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spooky marie 𓆙
zioricarus
how to grow your own harry styles, a thread give him looooooots of hugs. he likes burying his face in his loved one's neck. give him food !! his
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JeLove
LovesTheLight
Amazing what you find when you dig deep enough. Introducing the Un!ted Fru!t C0mpany. You may think I'm bananas, but this Co is very significant.@realDonaldTrump @GenFlynn @Devine_freedom @paulacblades001 @FederalistNo78 @Nasty177814489
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alexis nedd
alexisthenedd
ok ok ok ok ok ok I'm live tweeting #Hamilfilm in 15 minutes so mute all the founding fathers' names and most american cuss words if you don't want
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Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley
lottelydia
There’s a weird thing of being a (humanities, maybe social sciences) academic in the world of impact and public engagement which is that people get utterly, derangedly furious at your
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Wisconsin's Final Dad
FinalWIDad
Characters from Arthur and what they inspire me to flip off: a thread Arthur: toilet Buzzword or whatever his name is: microwave Some generic looking dude: lampshade I've had to
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Joey
joey_hiphop
My favorite rappers as random things (Thread) J. Cole as bananas Kendrick Lamar as chocolate chip cookies Lupe Fiasco as Webster’s New Pocket Spanish Dictionary 2Pac as a spoon Nas
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fck the govt
EllaRich_X
Quarantine day 48: here comes a thread of all my plants because i’m bored and it’s all that currently makes me happy first in the collection was my Aloe Vera,
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Iuke
MrPukeyLuke
Challenge Theme Idea-Guy/Girl pairs (don’t care if it’s rivals/allies/etc)-For eliminations, pairs go in, but it’s guy vs. guy and girl vs. girl-Whoever wins the elimination stays REGARDLESS if they were
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Joseph Earp
JosephoEarp
Today is two years since we brought Ida home. When we first met her, she had a thick coat from having to sleep on concrete her whole life. Later, we
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wvmvn
Kiwi: a thread he will poop. anywhere and everywhere. on my clothes, in my hair once (), wherever his lil bum pleases he gets cranky after sunset so I
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Mark Turetsky? Why, he disappeared 20 years ago...
mturetsky
Had a bunch of extra bananas, so I decided to try @robicellis banana upside down cake from @thetakeout. Got everything ready, prepared the topping and batter and stuck it in
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