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he will poop. anywhere and everywhere. on my clothes, in my hair once (
), wherever his lil bum pleases
), wherever his lil bum pleases
he gets cranky after sunset so I tell him “night night time” to which he starts yelling (again) until I put him to bed n he will peck n scratch n bite. he will be up by 8 AM sharp and tap his mirror to let me know he’s up. if I ignore it he’ll screm constantly until I wake up
he eats everything (almost). bananas, apples, pomegranates, roti and peanuts are his fave. he doesn’t like certain pellets in his food bowl and will deliberately pick them out and fully FLICK them onto the ground. also junk food? all his
he thinks birds in videos are real life parrots and starts responding to them. he also likes to parade a mating ritual in front of my mirror bc he thinks his reflection is another bird
he likes to shower in his water bowl which is definitely not big enough for him. then he’ll proceed to fly onto my shoulder bc apparently I am a towel
