#Avocado

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justhefckinrain

tagging @Louis_Tomlinson every time i eat avocado toast bc i think it's funny: a thread morning accidentally took a bite before the picture oops... well good morning anyway

Defamation Noodles

PunishedDef

DVR: https://youtu.be/MN9JXSukS8M Here we go again... 1. Haily bieber disses paparazzi, as you should. Disgusting freaks will take pictures of everything. 2. Logan Paul gets knocked the fuck out on WWE.

Amish PornStar™

AmishPornStar1

Great...as if things weren’t bad enough, now we’re being attacked by a giant avocado. I just noticed the isolated tomatoes!

JD Bunkis

JDBunkis

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done in self isolation? I just sliced a deep ass cut into the palm of my hand pitting an avocado, so please make me feel

Amanda Palmer 🎹

amandapalmer

AVOCADO THEORY, a thread.a few years ago, a vegan friend of mine told me a story.she'd written a post about veganism on facebook, and one of her best friends posted

jian

icydiet

meal inspo ;↳ a thread these r all from @ / d__jjiny’s ig ! ingredients↳ 1/4 an apple↳ 2 soft boiled eggs↳ 1/2 a cucumber ingredients↳ 120g sweet potatoes↳ steamed

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Jay_Artss

250 FOLLOWERS ART SHARE + ART FOLLOW TRAIN like & RT for visibility! Introduce yourself & drop your artworks/comms sheet + ig! Tag ur fave artists! follow ppl

Dan Sheehan

ItsDanSheehan

Former Instacart shopper here: they pay poverty wages and you all still expect some sort of luxury service. Shoppers get harangued about avocado freshness by the most entitled people alive,

Noah Evslin

nevslin

I need to hear some good news. So please comment below with something good that’s happened to you recently (from finishing a script to landing a job... to getting out

anika. GO生

ayenruru

my brother's gf's cat rating skz members: a thread bang chan = 999999/10 he love bangchan sweetest man alive he give all the cuddles for bangchan lee know = 96969696/69

Mordechai Luchins

typolad

#tweetyourshabbat this week features actual recipes! In honor of the upcoming Atlanta Kosher Chef cooking class, my bshert & I selected several of the author's fantastic recipes. Ready? First we

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slight_chismosa

Does anyone else cry for no reason? I’ll just be vibin n someone could pass their friend an avocado n I’ll cry cuz I be like “that’s so cute, they

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g0ldenxm00n

Reasons to stay alive :) getting married moving outconcertsseeing snowpicking flowersmeeting the love of your life finding new musiceating your favorite mealsmelling cookies in the ovenholiday decorations your favorite songthe

leaf eating alex

thewitchydoula

So I saw this going around and I wanna start one..Comment something GREEN in your camera roll Idk why this picture is so blurry?

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thewaterbxtch

Libra Capricorn Cancer Aries It seems like you're feeling stagnant af right now & it causes you to reminisce a lot on the past, but only on the negative I

katie dyer

kegelsandlox

Hey, @nicolebyer, a man in my apartment building on the floor above me is yell talking about matching with you once on a dating app and I’m going to need