#WASTED

marta

marthemagician

2:26am "...is neither 0 or 1728"; OK THANK you number theory Alright. I've been ALL MORNING thinking about this so I had to do some search and I've realized 1728

Karl Jacoby

karl_jacoby

"The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all." John Steinbeck,

coffeespoonie is sleeping

coffeespoonie

As a person with a chronic illness I am constantly worried about people using my good days against me. My Good Days™ are not my standard; they’re the exception. They

TCK Med

TCKMed

If you say ECG instead of EKG please unfollow me. I do not support you or your lifestyle. This is my first edgy Twitter post ty all for sharing it

MattGP

bugeja_matt

I know this is an F1 account, but at times, we have to pay our respects to events that took place outside of sport. 35 years ago today, the worst

Doug Kyed

DougKyed

Anyone else on a baseball movie kick? Watched *61, For Love of the Game and Rookie of the Year in the last few weeks. Oh, also The Natural I know

James Martin

jamesmartinchef

Hi all, I’m cooking on @thismorning at 10.45 and again at 11.45. Two dishes to promote the food from this great country of ours. Last week was meat, this week

Meghna Chakrabarti

MeghnaWBUR

1/ One thing about the whole handling of the elevation of Justice Barrett. Doesn't have anything to do with her, or her legal approach. Has to do with *how* she

#BartomeuOut

josepintoj

The more I think about how badly planned and executed this season was the more infuriated I get. Blood is boiling. From allowing Valverde to continue for the third season

Cindy.

lovecindyxo

I'm very honest with my feelings, straight off the bat. I'm 150% a "what are we?", "where is this going?", "what are your intentions?" kinda woman + I pray that

Nitin Joshi

ihsoj

@DC_Gurugram @MunCorpGurugram feeding stay dogs in South city 2 g- block. Aggravating dog menace. Food waste lying uncleaned for days. Please let us know if this is your direction?. My

m i s h

_moimichelle

When it’s being said you attract emotionally unavailable people, or people who aren’t available period, It’s not to say you too are the same way.. cause ... that shit doesn’t

Prasid Banerjee

undertecher

Points to note about Republic TV’s video about being attacked. 1) Video is monetised. Obviously, he expects it to go viral and make RepublicTV money from it. A genuine video

Dippy Helen 🌍

_carbontiptoes

When I was little, but just old enough to know that "see oh too" was causing "global warming", I would purposely try to hold my breath for as long as

Morena

Mothupiii

there was a nigga i went to primary and high school with, Tshepo Chauke...that motherfucker was a demon in the short distance and he, like Bolt, was tall af. watching

Amy Quintanilla

aquintanilla05

Day whatever of quarantine: 6 pupusas in, I’m in my element, the pupusas are looking better than ever, except—there’s no more masa I find a bag that was next to