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James Garcia
JHappyChillmore
This Thanksgiving is so different. I didn't wake up to see a new trend that describes what your relatives always ask you and how you respond to that in a
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__________ Murray
JamieSmallGuy1
Okay, from a scale of 1 to ‘WTF Jamie’ has anyone else had something like this? Does anyone have like a dream where you’re in charge of some imaginary country,
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Max Black ⚫️
maxblackhole
The part about our war crimes I haven't been able to get out of my head since I heard itis when a US Marine said the Australian SAS had a
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Gaddafi
TheRealShangaan
Every day I wake up horny. I’m tired of living like this Every damn day
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Paul Bernal
PaulbernalUK
Just made myself a coffee. Didn’t cost as much as a Tabloid newspaper. Didn’t do as much damage either. My coffee wasn’t full of hate. It didn’t promote racism or
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dan le sac
danlesac
Love ya, appreciate ya but this just isn’t sustainable. I’m gonna go to sleep for like 18hrs BUT when I wake up can someone just give me a day job?I’m
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Ian Cohen
en_cohen
My neighbor is a) testing out a chainsaw he just "bought for $20 from a crackhead" b) listening to "Semi-Charmed Life" and c) inviting "the homey from class" over for
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BIG PAPA
pauli_eja
In 2018, a drunk dude come knocking on our door at around 2/3am. We let him in. Went straight to the bed(my bed was broken so I was sharing a
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Eric
amerix
Struggling to read books?Here is how I read 3 books in a month.First, You need to have a solid mindset and commitment. Don't read books because it is fancy, read
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Rabee Tourky
RabeeTourky
THE CMO's office is fantasy driven if they think the economy will permit them to continue the lockdown for 2 years. There is no choice but to lift mobility restrictions
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Jhonson Napoleon
JhonsonNapoleon
Young Haitian entrepreneurs in the diaspora, We can’t just sit and allow everyone else to keep producing products with haitian words and selling it to us. We need to get
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jaclyn
j_n_foster
EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO DO THE LINES WHY NOT JUST TELL ME IT’S LIKE “I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER 2008™” IN THE
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MUHAMMAD IDRIS
idrees_marhdee
How to memorize the Quran fast and efficiently. 1. Recite each line 10 times with Qur’an 2). Try reciting it at least 5 times without Qur’an afterwards. 3). If you
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Wedge LIVE!™
WedgeLIVE
Here's something for the whole family. Wake up the kids and teach them how to press *6 to mute and unmute themselves. HELLO, STAR SIX This week's Star Six Puppet
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Benjamin Gorman 🍎
teachergorman
My friend Roseanna lent me A Constellation of Vital Phenomena by @anthonyfmarra, and I told her I wouldn't get to it for a while. Then I devoured it in a
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everythinggoesman⁷🍃
notakgneo
if yoongi was a fairy he'd be a tinker fairy.maybe one rainy day u notice the roof isn't leaking like it usually isor the lamp with a broken switch is
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