My neighbor is a) testing out a chainsaw he just "bought for $20 from a crackhead" b) listening to "Semi-Charmed Life" and c) inviting "the homey from class" over for a beer.

He hangs up the phone and tells his roommate "this is fucking sick, bruh."

He tells no lies.
Can't seem to find the picture, but he also filled the back of his pickup track with water and used it for a pool a few months ago.
To answer the obvious questions, yes, we're already on to "What I Got"
"It's just so good to wake up in your house with someone there...and that person is your best fucking friend."

He then interrupts himself to sing the guitar solo from "The Middle."
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