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EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY 
IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO DO THE LINES WHY NOT JUST TELL ME
IT’S LIKE “I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER 2008™” IN THE FRONT, NEO-N*ZI IN THE BACK
Honestly as soon as she started complaining about the Carly Rae Jensen song on the radio I should have known I couldn’t trust her with bisexual hair
The front looked ~fine at one point but then she just kept LAYERING and LAYERING and I was too upset about the back to say anything
My last haircut was SO GOOD but my stylist was out of town so I went with someone else and WOW
And if I leave the back down so I don’t look like Team Tiki Torch I get THIS????
Me wearing my big straw hat indoors from now on like
I CAN’T EVEN SHAVE MY WHOLE HEAD A LA @_cassidycorinne BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS X
THE ENTIRE HETEROSEXUAL COMMUNITY OWES ME REPARATIONS
I EVEN FORGOT MY WALLET WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY GOD TRYING TO WARN ME BUT I WAS LIKE, I HAVE APPLE PAY, NBD
I WENT TO TARGET TO COMFORT SHOP AND THEY ONLY TAKE ANDROID PAY AND NOT APPLE PAY, TARGET IS A FAKE ALLY
What if I try to fix it and end up with THIS
Maybe I can style it like a 2008 scene kid?
WAKE ME UP INS- (wake me up) WAKE ME UP AND SAAAAAAAVE ME
JESSICA I SAID NO MUSIC UNTIL YOU EMPTY THE DISHWASHER YOUNG LADY
IMPORTANT UPDATE: I, a person with zero cosmotology training, cut myself sideswept bangs at 1 am and actually improved the haircut
It’s still straight out of 2008 but it at least would have been CUTE in 2008??????
The back of my head still looks ridiculous because it’s too short and layered but I have no idea what to do there so
Like the only other option is THIS so I think I’ll just leave it as it is and simply back away from people instead of turning around when I need to walk away
I’ve had sideswept bangs for 5 whole minutes and I’m going nuts how did we all do this
WOULD THIS FIX MY HAIR (poll below)
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UPDATE thanks to curling irons, @oVertoneColor, and Chippi and Susanna at Salon 21 in Orem, my hair is significantly gayer right in time for ̶P̶r̶o̶v̶o̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶d̶o̶m̶ ̶F̶e̶s̶t̶i̶v̶a̶l̶ Pride 2.0
(The back when it isn’t parted weird)
