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Simplepleasures101
lovingsh5
Matt Harry session 2 meeting #THOSVirtualCon #shadowhunters: Matt's Alexa came on suddenly. "She once talked back to me. I hate it when machines talk back to me." We all do
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bizzie
bizzielynch
hi! reminder that my generation is permanently scarred! maybe there is a reason we have the highest rates of mental health problems?https://twitter.com/richiejfloyd/status/1294254780886519811 (*in comparison to any other generation) i was
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Jeremy Fish
Nolesfish
To hear @DocStaples flip flop from his pregame podcast to his postgame podcast is just laughable. It’s impossible for this dude to just admit he’s wrong. He even took the
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TheDMsaysFIREMIKEMEARLS
theDMinYellow81
So since @Wizards_DnD @Hasbro and @WinningerR are all abuse enabling cowards, I'm sure many of you, like me, are ready to #boycottwizards.I think it's time for me to start a
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Shawn Lassiter
ShawnLassiterTX
Urgent: We have a special election for Congress here in Texas. I am a Democrat and I need your help to flip this seat on May 1! And yes, we
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el gato malo
boriquagato
TX hospital snapshot:14,697 beds avail, up 996 (7.3%) from 2 days ago1517 ICU beds avail, up 68 (4.7%) from 2 days ago.and this is despite a drop in reported overall
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Sophia (Checkmark Killah) Narwitz
SophNar0747
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Not sure who needs to hear this, but fantasy races aren’t real. And orcs aren’t black people. Nor are any other fantasy race. If you don’t
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chai ♡
proyearner
the sexual tension between character a who is injured and character b who is tenderly cleaning up their wounds while berating them for being so reckless.... the sexual tension between
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Kris
KrisAbdelmessih
Explained to a learner in my DMs who underestimates the vega risk of a near dated option:It's true that the near term option's vega is not large. But that is
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A Literal HomosexuGhoul 👻
kyry5
Gonna start a running thread of sidewalk cats I meet starting with this fluffy doofus A shy but curious fella! BACK TO BACK FLUFFS I AM SOBBING Sleepy baby This
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Richie🎥McG🍿
RichieMcGinniss
This man just walked in with his own megaphone:“Y’all don’t even know the history of this statue, but you want to tear it down!” Now the guy running the event
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Fika & Chill is reaping in joy!
fika_and_chill
Hey #chaplaintwitter, a question for you all:When you're called in for pre-surgery prayer - the kind where the surgery team is waiting on you to start their work - and
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Kimberly Acquaviva 🏳️🌈
kimacquaviva
The kiddo has been running a fever of 100-101.3 for three days now. He feels fine other than extreme exhaustion. He hasn’t left the house in a month so if
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Seth Abramson
SethAbramson
Is it not clear to everyone that the reason it benefits Team Trump to lie to us about Trump's condition daily is because folks are voting right now? Is anyone
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Jason Riley
JasonRileyWDRB
.@louisvillemayor announced that @LMPD Officer Brett Hankison has been fired. The press conference lasted less than a minute. Attorneys for #BreonnaTayor claimed Hankison fired more than 20 shots into Taylor's
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SwiftOnSecurity
SwiftOnSecurity
What if humans beleive in the apocalypse because God put that in animal genes to warn dinosaurs about the asteroid but they didn’t build spaceships in time and God never
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