What if humans beleive in the apocalypse because God put that in animal genes to warn dinosaurs about the asteroid but they didn’t build spaceships in time and God never really thought mammals would matter anyway

Yoooo what if Moses spent all those years in the desert because he was 65 million years too late. That whole place used to be rainforest.

All that fire and brimstone stuff in the Bible sounds a lot like a high-oxygen atmosphere.

You know who had a high-oxygen atmosphere? The dinosaurs.

You ever play SimCity and leave it running by accident and when you come back a few days later it’s like the year 4 billion and the apes have discovered integrated circuits.

That’s us dawg.

LET US OUT

IT SAYS NOT TO EAT SHELLFISH BECAUSE THEY WERE POISONOUS IN THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD OH MY GOD

ALL THE TIMELINES ARE CONVERGING

I CAN SEE FOREVER

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO