thinking about a few weeks ago when there was an almighty thump against the front door and i opened it to find a toddler curled up in a ball at my doorstep

me: hello. are you okay?

toddler: mum said i could play in the hallway so i’m pretending to be a parcel
Reader, I CRIED
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