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RockNRollRaptor
Holy shit holy shit holy shit they found a dinosaur mummy and it’s incredibly well preserved, with skin, and even organs still intact.https://www.earthlymission.com/dinosaur-mummy-science-discovery-nodosaur-intact-canada/ Apparently this
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Madam Wombat
KingLouisRocks
WOMBAT & SHADOWS BIG DAY OUT. Written by Shadow ©Mummy (she's a wombat) and me ( I'm a Fairy Princess Butterfly Dog) went on a Big
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fahmi
fhmiasyraff
بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمSaya mengucap setinggi-tinggi terima kasih atas ucapan yang diberikan kepada orang ramai. Saya sangat hargai prihatin semua. Janganla ucap pada saya,tapi ucaplah pada mak
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Robyn Wilder!
orbyn
4am. Darkness. Then, a whisper: “Mummy, do you know what Hell is for?” I open my eyes to a Victorian ghost child, played by my 5 year-old son:“*I* know what
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P🌙☀️
Milsetze1016
This might get me on trouble but as a historian I need to speak about this because I saw some people commenting on how white archaeologists and historians like to
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jay, hiding in their home🍵
blookwitch
being an adult is good, actually shrek 2 is a perfect film. i am not taking questions at this time THEY GET INTO FAIRY GODMOTHER'S FACTORY BY CLAIMING TO BE
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Sindhi Adrak
munnishadab
Not a good writer but this story is about the struggle and love.So Baba was the son of a shoe maker (daily wager) and mummy was the eldest and most
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NevertooearlyforChristmasfilms 🤶🎥
MissSBMP
Why Would you Even?As we handed out the fruit todayLily politely requested a pearShe put it in her pocketWhilst the others ate right thereLater, Finn shared out his birthday cakeBrought
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iNk
nwaoma007
1./ I’ve never given serious thought to TL giveaways and what those giveaways might mean to the recipients.I’m more of a believer in “Charity begins at home.” I prefer to
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Archer Kasai
ArcherKasai
DM: So the Mummy creates a living sandstorm to attack the plane.Evelyn: Does it use verbal components?DM: Yes? I don't see why that-Evelyn: I kiss him.DM: What?Evelyn: I kiss the
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Mridul
Mridulmisr
Mujhe bachpan mei daal bilkul pasand nahi aati thi. Mummy ne bohot koshish kari. Recipes change kari lekin mujhe tab bhi nahi pasand aayi.Lekin jaise jaise mai bada hua, hostel
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Garry Goldsworthy
GarryGoldswort1
Meet Brett. Being in lockdown isn't an issue for Brett. Brett is an oxygen thief that lives in his mummy's bedroom conducting surveys of what is the best snack to
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Mummy F&F toh Yummy👸🏾🤴🏾
seerhaw
Another thing my husband did for me I will always appreciate was that he allowed me name our first son. I have always wanted to be called Mummy Faisal but
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Lumukanda
iameasythere
Would you believe Me if I told you Kemet is South Africa? Bo Tutankhamun were in South Africa? 1) I've once attended a workshop of some fellow called brother Aunkh,
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i love jae ☾
wonpilemon
Until Pil comes home Day 1 - im pregnant Day 2 - im pregnant Day 3 - i am pregnant. Day 4 - pregnant of Pil-i Bomba lol Day
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Harshit Sharma
Sharmajikaputtr
Mother’s day special (Thread) Me: *standing 100 meters away from mom*Mom: *pissed at something * sar pe khada kyu naach rha h, baith ja vaaha jaake. Mom: treat me as
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