Mother’s day special

(Thread)

Me: *standing 100 meters away from mom*

Mom: *pissed at something * sar pe khada kyu naach rha h, baith ja vaaha jaake.

Mom: treat me as your friend

* 5 secs later*

Me: mummy yaarrr.....

Mom: i am not your yaar tameez se bola kar maa hu teri

Me:

Mom : *from kitchen* HARSHUUUUUU

Me: haan mummy

Mom: HARSHUUUU

Me: haan mummyy

Mom:

Me: ARE BOLO KYA HUA

Mom: chila kyu rha h kuch nhi hua

‘Ghar kab tk ayega’ is the most asked question when she calls you ‘khaaana banana h ? ‘ remains second.

Me: mummy mai maggie bnaunga aaj

Mom: banake dekh aaj tu bataungi tujhe

Me: yaar mai tinde nhi khata

Mom: han kuch achi cheez toh khaani nhi hoti pure din maida khila lo

According to my mom if I don’t eat tinde i am batameez

Mom: market se dhaniya hari mirch aur ek packet maida le aa

Me: *5 minutes later* kya kya bola tha apne?

Mom: ek hi kaam ko 100-100 baari bolo?

Me:

Mom: tere bache honge na tab baat krenge

Mom giving me that extra chapati everytime:

When you try to show her mistake in something:

She ends fights with you by saying ‘chal khaane khale ab’

Before going out somewhere her approval about my clothes and how i am looking is most important

‘Kitnaa batameez hora h ye ladka’ is the constant reply to everything