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Mother’s day special 
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Me: *standing 100 meters away from mom*
Mom: *pissed at something * sar pe khada kyu naach rha h, baith ja vaaha jaake.
Mom: *pissed at something * sar pe khada kyu naach rha h, baith ja vaaha jaake.
Mom: treat me as your friend
* 5 secs later*
Me: mummy yaarrr.....
Mom: i am not your yaar tameez se bola kar maa hu teri
Me:
* 5 secs later*
Me: mummy yaarrr.....
Mom: i am not your yaar tameez se bola kar maa hu teri
Me:
Mom : *from kitchen* HARSHUUUUUU
Me: haan mummy
Mom: HARSHUUUU
Me: haan mummyy
Mom:
Me: ARE BOLO KYA HUA
Mom: chila kyu rha h kuch nhi hua
Me: haan mummy
Mom: HARSHUUUU
Me: haan mummyy
Mom:
Me: ARE BOLO KYA HUA
Mom: chila kyu rha h kuch nhi hua
‘Ghar kab tk ayega’ is the most asked question when she calls you ‘khaaana banana h ? ‘ remains second.
Me: mummy mai maggie bnaunga aaj
Mom: banake dekh aaj tu bataungi tujhe
Me: yaar mai tinde nhi khata
Mom: han kuch achi cheez toh khaani nhi hoti pure din maida khila lo
Mom: banake dekh aaj tu bataungi tujhe
Me: yaar mai tinde nhi khata
Mom: han kuch achi cheez toh khaani nhi hoti pure din maida khila lo
According to my mom if I don’t eat tinde i am batameez
Mom: market se dhaniya hari mirch aur ek packet maida le aa
Me: *5 minutes later* kya kya bola tha apne?
Mom: ek hi kaam ko 100-100 baari bolo?
Me: *5 minutes later* kya kya bola tha apne?
Mom: ek hi kaam ko 100-100 baari bolo?
Me:
Mom: tere bache honge na tab baat krenge
Mom: tere bache honge na tab baat krenge
Mom giving me that extra chapati everytime:
When you try to show her mistake in something:
She ends fights with you by saying ‘chal khaane khale ab’
Before going out somewhere her approval about my clothes and how i am looking is most important
‘Kitnaa batameez hora h ye ladka’ is the constant reply to everything
