DM: So the Mummy creates a living sandstorm to attack the plane.

Evelyn: Does it use verbal components?

DM: Yes? I don& #39;t see why that-

Evelyn: I kiss him.

DM: What?

Evelyn: I kiss the Mummy
DM: The sandstorm appears to have a face and is attending to swallow your plane whole

O& #39;connell: I shoot it

DM: you... Shoot the sand

O& #39;connell: Does a 19 hit?
DM: The same flesh eating scarabs are on the wall

Jonathon: Does it look valuable?

DM: It& #39;s a flesh eating bug

Jonathon: I try to steal it

DM: It crawls into your skin

O& #39;connell: I heal check to take it out

DM: Success

O& #39;connell: I throw it on the ground and shoot it
DM: The Mummy has you by the throat and is choking you to death

Jonathan: Can I roll to steal the key?

DM: I mean you can but it& #39;ll be at disadvantage

Jonathan: I got a nat 20

DM: ...
DM: Have you been keeping track of your ammo?

O& #39;connell: Shit. No. Are there any swords nearby?

DM: You didn& #39;t bring a sword with you?

O& #39;connell: I really didn& #39;t expect to get this far
Jonathan: I& #39;m going to try to read the book.

DM: It& #39;s in ancient Egyptian.

Jonathon: I roll to deceive the book into believing I can understand it with the justification that I& #39;ve been around Evie my whole life

DM: That& #39;s not how that-

Jonathon: Nat 20

DM: Holy shit
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