DM: So the Mummy creates a living sandstorm to attack the plane.

Evelyn: Does it use verbal components?

DM: Yes? I don't see why that-

Evelyn: I kiss him.

DM: What?

Evelyn: I kiss the Mummy

DM: The sandstorm appears to have a face and is attending to swallow your plane whole

O'connell: I shoot it

DM: you... Shoot the sand

O'connell: Does a 19 hit?

DM: The same flesh eating scarabs are on the wall

Jonathon: Does it look valuable?

DM: It's a flesh eating bug

Jonathon: I try to steal it

DM: It crawls into your skin

O'connell: I heal check to take it out

DM: Success

O'connell: I throw it on the ground and shoot it

DM: The Mummy has you by the throat and is choking you to death

Jonathan: Can I roll to steal the key?

DM: I mean you can but it'll be at disadvantage

Jonathan: I got a nat 20

DM: ...

DM: Have you been keeping track of your ammo?

O'connell: Shit. No. Are there any swords nearby?

DM: You didn't bring a sword with you?

O'connell: I really didn't expect to get this far

Jonathan: I'm going to try to read the book.

DM: It's in ancient Egyptian.

Jonathon: I roll to deceive the book into believing I can understand it with the justification that I've been around Evie my whole life

DM: That's not how that-

Jonathon: Nat 20

DM: Holy shit

Here's an unrelated dumb tweet I made that I think is funny if you're interested https://twitter.com/ArcherKasai/status/1306403574188920834?s=19