#MAMA

Tom Turner

tomrobertturner

I’m rewatching all the Star Wars films to mark the end of the BB-9E saga. Please treat this as a chance to unfollow me. Love, Tom. I know The Phantom

Alex Fast

AlexFast8

Very curious to hear what pet owners call their pet instead of their actual names.I'll start:Tokyo is Ding. She's also: Lil Ding, Mama, Noodle, Demon and Lil Demon.

Noxie Baby 💙

NastyMe6

I’m on Day 9 of my COVID journey. Day 9 of on and off fever, non stop cough, diarrhea and fluctuating 02 saturation levels. Dami ko nang nainom na gamot.

⁰⁰NEO ZONE ₁₂₇

tyongf5679

There’s no way they came up with a similar esthetic, similar routine, with the same song by chance. You can cap all you want to but it’s sus... It looks

Rembrandt

oderaszn

"remember being kicked out of high schoolup to no good, never righteouslooking for a place i could run toand my whole life was a jungleremember all the nights that mama

jazz cant ufcking tweet 🥝 KIPO S3

allthatjqzz

WHY YO MAMA JOKES ARE HARMFUL TO MILFS: A THREAD alright i guess i gotta roll with it. THIS IS ALL /J DISCLAIMER: this was a result of me playing

DANNY 👑

Danny_Walterr

A Lady here said “Leave Funke Akindele, It’s her house, her party and if they get infected it’s their Business”Here’s why it’s not just their Business but yours in a

big z

zxcrxf

Do not take a bottom’s jockstrap off of him without asking. I don’t care how submissive he is. If you both get naked and he leaves it on, he wants

That eunnie

that_eunnie

𝕄𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕜𝕡𝕠𝕡 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤 (𝟛/𝟛) Twice move at music bank hongkong. Goddamn JYP why you gotta be like this. Everyone thank king Taemin for making this ha

Kimberly D. Manning, MD

gradydoctor

1/Grady Hospital, 2019Walked in on my Grady elder patient who is staring at her smartphoneMe: "Hey there. Came back to check on you before you go."Her: *shows me her phone*

Ana 🔻☂️

Zapatista72

Con tan solo 11 años acompañe a un familiar muy muy cercano a recoger huevos en una casa q el tenía. Al llegar donde estaban las gallinas me puse a

GOATED 👑

iJaadee

AyooooFellas.If you do not reflect the energy of her 2H you sir are NOT the father https://twitter.com/ijaadee/status/1386182194230669314 2H - father of her 1st child (if you’re the father of *all*

PLEASE RT PINNED TWEET

notsammxyz

hi guys :) mind if i ask some of your time? u see, my parents are 53 and 54, they are both vendors, not professionals. our income everyday goes from

DEV

cookybite

Mpreg bukanlah Misgendering, why? Mpreg pada dasarnya ada dan terjadi di real life. Mereka yang Mpreg tersebut disebut Cis-gender. Meskipun selama ini kita kenal Mpreg hanya sebuah fiksi atau dari

Ashyy 🐷

CaptainAshBacon

Kitty Catching: a thread?For two weeks we've tried to befriend them but they've never had a pat before or human interaction so kitty trap is our last option First cat

Liz H. Wachuka

wachukaliz

Another milestone I am grateful to God for: A Certified Trainer under PECB.But it wasn't easy.#THREAD 1/10 I applied for this certification for the FIRST time in February this year