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Kaye
KayeSteinsapir
Remember Molly’s poem “Where I’m From”? She wrote that she was from the orange box in the garage. Here’s that box . It’s from 2012. Nate turned 2 in July,
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mar queen of spades
brittadfilms
it's that thing when you're with someone, and you love them and they know it, and they love you and you know it,,, but it's a party. and you're both
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maddy ಠ_ಠ (cult member)
diorseoki
Commentary Crew as Animal Crossing Characters: A Thread @willne @JamesMarriottYT @Memeulous @ImAllexx ImAllexx- Raymond -skill is rapping (lil revenue)-itty bitty boy-ICON Memeulous- Eugene -Short King-Funny!!!-doesn’t show his face does
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Stefania 💕
StefaniaVillaTO
Me to my hairdresser:"I'd love for you to do my hair, but can we please not make it TRANSACTIONAL? I want you to WANT to do my hair. Your rates
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Tesla Electric
TeslaElectricc
So here's the thing: I'm not an artist, like at all (my only artistic type skill is music), but I think the end result of my misguided attempts at art
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🔥encouraging space heater🔥
mo_ranyart
I keep seeing people dunk on the guy who was like "would you write a ~graphic love scene~ for MONEY?" because he apparently forgot that romance/erotica/fanfic writers exist and it's
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Seth Rogen
Sethrogen
I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times
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Gerg
Gergyl
I'm curious about funny money economics, which has a long history in our region -- Social Credit in NZ, and of course Bill Mitchell's MMT. Relevant atm with governments around
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ice @ wkx my beloved
rereguIus
oh ok, sweet, 7/8 acceptances baby! well!!!!! that’s all, im already set to my choice but!!! nice to have that ordeal wrapped up I. also . I. Think I. Applied
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𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚎
fernfossil
YO IM JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE if you have a younger sibling who you think /MIGHT/ be finding out about adult-ier topics through the internet, lock that shit down
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val
armsofxdrive
i really don’t get why y’all buy so much shit for your record players like my dad has had the same one for the past like 20 years and keeps
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Shuckle
ShuckleOfficial
Fortnite fans: Fortnite is unplayable! #RipFortniteTF2 fans after undergoing a aimbot and lag bot crisis. Months after an economic crash, without months of a major update: Also if I sound
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Joshua
Sagittaritrash
Being a fat man has its downs, and I'm in no way going to compare my struggles to fat women, cause it's two entirely different ballparks with entirely different rules,
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Greg Larsen
gregmlarsen
Look, serious thread here.... Say what you want about Trump, sure you disagree with him, I mean I certainly do. I don't like the man, I don't want him to
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EK Johnston
ek_johnston
HEY NOW IT'S KIND OF CANON THAT ANAKIN'S LIGHTHEARTED MOOD AT THE BEGINNING OF RotS IS THAT HE THINKS AHSOKA IS GOING TO COME BACKgood night i mean, it always
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Cheeky Nai (aka Moxee) 😏
MoxeeBeMe
My friend just posted this. Snake lover or not, this is pretty funny! Little garter snake hatchlings Hilarious!
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