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Me to my hairdresser:
"I'd love for you to do my hair, but can we please not make it TRANSACTIONAL? I want you to WANT to do my hair. Your rates are also OUTRAGEOUS, I would never pay your price!! I know hairdressers who do my hair for HALF the cost, some even for FREE!!"
"I'd love for you to do my hair, but can we please not make it TRANSACTIONAL? I want you to WANT to do my hair. Your rates are also OUTRAGEOUS, I would never pay your price!! I know hairdressers who do my hair for HALF the cost, some even for FREE!!"
Me to my bartender:
"Trust me babe I'll be the most normal customer you've ever had. I'm 6'0, white and fit. I'm Not Like Other Clients."
*wastes bartender's time*
*overstays without buying anything*
*doesn't tip*
"Trust me babe I'll be the most normal customer you've ever had. I'm 6'0, white and fit. I'm Not Like Other Clients."
*wastes bartender's time*
*overstays without buying anything*
*doesn't tip*
Me when making hotel reservations:
"Excuse me, would I be able to make a reservation for tomorrow evening? ...My name? A deposit? WOW, how INTRUSIVE OF YOU, don't you know how much I value my privacy?! Why can't you just TRUST your customers?!?!"
"Excuse me, would I be able to make a reservation for tomorrow evening? ...My name? A deposit? WOW, how INTRUSIVE OF YOU, don't you know how much I value my privacy?! Why can't you just TRUST your customers?!?!"
Me leaving reviews online:
"AVOID United!! They ask for real names & money upfront, and did not accept my two references from prior airlines!! Remember: NEVER pay upfront, NEVER give your real name. Go with less established, newer airlines!"
Also me: *dies in a plane crash*
"AVOID United!! They ask for real names & money upfront, and did not accept my two references from prior airlines!! Remember: NEVER pay upfront, NEVER give your real name. Go with less established, newer airlines!"
Also me: *dies in a plane crash*
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