Why Twitter should give me the voice thing: a thread
1. Loli voice- I’m extremely good at sounding like a small child, I can curse or bless your timeline with it
1. Voice impersonations- I can do voices of fictional characters incredibly well depending on the character, my range is impressive and I could say very blursed things
3. Animal noises- I can meow and bark like an animal, it’s cursed but I can do it way too well for it to be conventionally okay anymore
5. Jokes- I can document my funny exploits with friends using the twitter voice thing without having to actually record and look like a dumbass
End of thread I can’t count because I’m sleep deprived
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