Thread by @TwerkCobain, I would like to be friends with Brian David Gilbert hello @briamgilbert [...]

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TwerkCobain

I would like to be friends with Brian David Gilbert

hello @briamgilbert

Listen, let me lay it out here. Am I as smart as you? Absolutely not. Am I as funny as you? Also no. But I am as attractive? Well, that& #39;s also going to be a negative.

But, I mean, if doesn& #39;t hurt to have a little goblin friend like me, right?

I did fuck up that sentence structure - But that& #39;s pretty charming and relatable, right?

Anyway. Let me buy you a drink once this plague is over. I swear it won& #39;t be weird.

Okay, fine; this theoretical drink thing is absolutely going to be weird. That& #39;s unavoidable. Unless....

No, it& #39;ll be weird no matter what. But let& #39;s revel in that weirdness *together*

I& #39;ll reply to this thread 28 days from now to see if we& #39;re friends yet

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