I would like to be friends with Brian David Gilbert

hello @briamgilbert

Listen, let me lay it out here. Am I as smart as you? Absolutely not. Am I as funny as you? Also no. But I am as attractive? Well, that's also going to be a negative.

But, I mean, if doesn't hurt to have a little goblin friend like me, right?

I did fuck up that sentence structure - But that's pretty charming and relatable, right?

Anyway. Let me buy you a drink once this plague is over. I swear it won't be weird.

Okay, fine; this theoretical drink thing is absolutely going to be weird. That's unavoidable. Unless....

No, it'll be weird no matter what. But let's revel in that weirdness *together*

I'll reply to this thread 28 days from now to see if we're friends yet