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I would like to be friends with Brian David Gilbert
hello @briamgilbert
Listen, let me lay it out here. Am I as smart as you? Absolutely not. Am I as funny as you? Also no. But I am as attractive? Well, that's also going to be a negative.
But, I mean, if doesn't hurt to have a little goblin friend like me, right?
But, I mean, if doesn't hurt to have a little goblin friend like me, right?
I did fuck up that sentence structure - But that's pretty charming and relatable, right?
Anyway. Let me buy you a drink once this plague is over. I swear it won't be weird.
Anyway. Let me buy you a drink once this plague is over. I swear it won't be weird.
Okay, fine; this theoretical drink thing is absolutely going to be weird. That's unavoidable. Unless....
No, it'll be weird no matter what. But let's revel in that weirdness *together*
No, it'll be weird no matter what. But let's revel in that weirdness *together*
I'll reply to this thread 28 days from now to see if we're friends yet
