#FISH

Lydia Pearce

LydiaPearce1

Under the Salmon Act 1986 is an offence in England and Wales to handle a fish in suspicious circumstances....Fish puns and explanations/ scenarios welcomed!!!I'll start....PC: 'Can you describe the suspect'Witness:

winnie

winnie4prez

why you don’t need to know everything in order to know something:according to Aristotle, some (ie Speusippus) thought that in order to know something, you had to know what makes

Russ Jones

RussInCheshire

I have a story to tell you about fish. No, wait, come back!20+ years ago I was an exec in the web agency used by WWF (pandas, not wrestlers). And

SisterhoodofMotherB

SistersofB

1/3 Aviators love "there I was" stories, and everyone likes a good fish story, right? Here goes: 2/3 2003. Persian Gulf. K-Duck training. Basically, you fly the helo as close

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HarryVale

Reading reviews of piranhas like a normal person Reading more fish reviews to cheer me up Stop sending Andrew nightmare fish

The Geekiest Dino

Geeky_dino

I am really irked by the sudden virality of "We've been reconstructing dinosaurs wrong, soft tissue is too unpredictable" posts like the plesiosaur one. It's too much of a chore

(((Frances 'Seriously Unwell' Coppola))) 🌷🌷🌷

Frances_Coppola

Quite remarkable that it didn't appear to occur to anyone that leaving the EEA would mean losing access to Norwegian and Icelandic fishing waters, and that neither country has any

Do you like crayfish in your stew?

yinkoere

There's something I want to touch..... But a lot of people might not get it. Do you know how very poor families get to include protein in their soups? Lolhttps://twitter.com/vughnn/status/1321741557175902208

Matt *is* Dissertating

MakingArguments

academia could fucking save the world, but it's too obsessed with its own petty, selfish fucking bullshit internal zero stakes politics and empty room mirror flexing posturing to mobilize the

Bonnet Gawd

TDN_Lusty

I went off on my daughter English teacher politely thru text today. “ all the answers said fishes , plural of fish is fish. Now we selected the best option

im 25 im ambivalent | wheeze 🦦

stansstanstan

so i'm in a group chat of like 300 english teachers and today one of the mundanest things ever made me cackle like a witch so twt story time so

martin blackwood lovebot

AdxmPxrrish

watching naruto I low-key wish I had started this thread when I first started watching but alas I'm on season 3 episode 27

Arthur Chu

arthur_affect

All "national cuisines" are in a constant state of flux, most "traditional" foods were invented or came into their current forms much more recently than you think, and the whole

G

Yes_it_is_G

Utaites as fishies because yes. A thread. Mafumafu = BelugaThey're so cute and playful! They have a high pitched squeak and use clicks to communicate! Since they like to make

sarah oh 🦐

buttmvnch

WHATS THIS AESTHETIC CALLED?? and where can i get some of these..... im the biggest sucker for fake fish/aquarium things FAKE FISH IN HELLO KITTY MOUSE LIVES RENT FREE IN

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PissDuncan

I’m on a fishing trip....on my own back porch. Is there something morally or ethically wrong with this?! Just can’t stop!!!!!! Early morning bluegill slaying, continuing the thread because @TheAaronRose