#Eggplant

Lovie Simone stan

blackbiggaay

I bought an eggplant today and while passing it at the self checkout I realized I stopped having "traditional" straight sex (p in v) 5y ago. The last guy

niko ༉‧₊˚✧

cocainegutz

☆ healthy meals under 300 cals: a recipe thread ☆ this is a thread of FULL MEALS not low-cal alternatives. i made sure to choose all affordable, easy-to-find ingredients for

Charles Hunter III

thesaltedtable

Last night I shared with you the cabbage & rice dish I had for dinner. Refer to link below. This morning I made breakfast with the leftovers! Let’s talk about

Imran Khan

imranzomg

My girlfriend is a really good cook, so I am trying to teach myself how to cook to make food for her too (and also just generally be an adult).

phoebetheseamonster

phoebetheseamo1

WELCOME TO THE THREAD OF CHEAP MEALS TO STRETCH THE FOOD BUDGET! Please add yours below! (seamo pic for tax) One of our favorite cheap and easy pasta dishes is

qq | ᵇˡᵐ @ mr reinhardtzar im just a hole,,,

_syqy

alright.......... time to finally read maydays............................. i guess this will be my livetweet thread for ppl to mute if they need e. eggplant????????? h SARIEL?!?!?!?!? HGOFWELKSJFLKDFSF IT'S VOICED IN ENGLISH!?!??!

Evan_in_Oregon

Evan_in_Oregon

Jungle cook off Rd.4Vote for your favorite dishToday’s contestants:@Evan_in_Oregon @RiccoDiMirtilli @ipachik4ever @RHBTroglodyte Pictures and descriptions in comments Cioppino with Caesar salad and broccoli Captains platter: ingredients on second pic

Todd in the Shadows

ShadowTodd

I have just been informed that this woman has a drum for a head, I had believed for the longest time that it was a slice of potato actually i'm

maya ∴◠‿◠∴ misses hyunjin so much

LIXIEFAlRY

remember when changbin cried over wanting jisung to be happy? remember when he backed up minho when he had to rap hyunjin’s part in hellevator? remember when changbin said if

dallie 🎃 pumpkin fucker 🎃

troubadorer

the first time geralt uses an emoji while texting jaskier it unsettles jaskier so much he immediately facetimes geralt to make sure it's actually him and not a stranger with

Lovers’ Guide 💟

guideforlovers

· 10 Texts You Should Never Send a Woman ·[Ignore this if you want to be left on seen]/ t h r e a d / 1] "We can do

Röhte

Rohtke

Typical lunch at Pyongyang University of Science and Technology: beef curry rice Typical lunch at Pyongyang University of Science and Technology: tofu soup with zucchini, rice, braised potatoes, radish kimchi,

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lukeIush

𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 — a flavorful thread Louis Tomlinson as Vanila popsicle Liam Payne as Wild berry Harry Styles as Eggplant Niall Horan as Pumpkin Spice Zayn Malik as (naughty) Chocolate

h2hoe

raincherryy

louis tomlinson as condom wrappers bc why not :) red like a red apple orange like an orange yellow like my favorite color green like a green apple blue like

lai 📌 tbz au

nyuthings

the boyz as fruits — a thread — inspired by the nct as fruits thread (i couldn't find it again :< )— i was bored— i did this just for

flop year

letrasette

to celebrate mareza finishing 134340 i will be reading it in numerical order!!!!! 013344 liveread incoming. i have not read this fic beforehttps://twitter.com/marezafic/status/1297934085789278208 'why are you disrespecting her work like