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squidzalabim
My manager texted me asking for my address cuz the boss wanted to send something over to me and I sure as hell know it's those dumb work productivity books
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IHaveNoUsernameCreativity
OiFutaSupremacy
OiFuta where Oikawa moves into a house but the house is haunted by a boy by the name of Futakuchi Kenji so Oikawa ends up having an unwanted roommate of
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𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦 ミ☆
intlctlsphic
i’ve been looking back at my old tweets and interactions (2015-16) lately and i can say without a doubt it makes me sick to my stomach to read back my
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Heather Alexandra
transgamerthink
Blaseball's very active weekend and the increasing ways in which fan work seems to be interacting with the game's emergent narratives is stirring some very real questions for me about
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D.A. Bullock
BullyCreative
So, I got side swiped yesterday. Shit happens, no worries. Pulled over with the other driver, young dude, gets out. We chat for a minute. I ask if this is
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Craig Calcaterra
craigcalcaterra
The most frequent chant: “SAVE OUR CHILDREN.” In case you were unaware of the Q/white supremacist overlap. They stopped on the bridge for photos. They spent a lot of time
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Lisa Marina
lisamarinass
Please report @rayxsmart @SorenFlyin_ and anyone else who is sharing my full name and address (and something that happened 8 years ago and was dismissed cause it wasn’t true.)This is
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just Machelle
ogyokes
I've always been #TEAMAndroid. I still am ! Shout out @SamsungMobileUS. I remember when I broke my galaxy and had to get a new phone. During the time, I wanted
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Eric July
EricDJuly
A lot of twitter crackheads don’t know what libertarianism is.. which is why you see a lot of “where are the libertarians!?” and other dumb shit. So let me help
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sorrel
Sorrelish
I know y’all think Kier is boring but you know who else is boring? Your average voter. Most voters don’t have elaborate political dreams. They aren’t radicals, they aren’t firebrands.
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sky
monkonic
monkon / ikonstax / monstakon moments: A THREAD note: some are not interactions hehe :”)enjoy i know everyday we are thirsty for monkon contents ofc first of all this
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David Kroman
KromanDavid
A wild legal thing happening: DOJ just asked for a restraining order to halt Chief Best's directive banning officers from using pepper spray, tear gas, etc. — which she did
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gr4vyrd
RAHU IN MUSIC: A thread https://twitter.com/gr4vyrd/status/1380273289445175300 im dumb i deleted the other header pls re rt
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Fićo Kajgana
ShrekMeAmadeus
Yay, i got blocked by squirrel girl.I'm gonna turn this into a block thread when i find out who else blocked me To finally continue my block thread, here's the
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유리⇢⧖GO生𖧵⁷↺
YUR1_K1M_
TW SUICIDE I feel dumb saying this but, is there someone like me who's really been saved by kpop? I mean... A bit more than a month ago, I was
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TANVEER™️
tanveerisback
just a thread lol add another tweet fill up petrol in your diesel Flush before u shit Flush after u fart Idk wtf is wrong w me looool Classy Boujiee
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