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OiFuta where Oikawa moves into a house but the house is haunted by a boy by the name of Futakuchi Kenji so Oikawa ends up having an unwanted roommate of sorts
What if Futakuchi acts almost like a cat when he’s upset. He and Futakuchi get into a fight and Oikawa is walking down the hallway when he hears a crash. He goes to the living room and the cup of water on the coffee table in knocked over. Oikawa lets out a groan of frustration.
Alternatively, Futakuchi also is not THAT in control of his powers yet because he only became a ghost fairly recently and so Futakuchi making things levitate and swing back and forth but he loses control and accidentally hits Oikawa in the face with said thing. +
Oikawa glares at him and all Futakuchi does is grin sheepishly.
“Futakuchi Kenji.”
“Sorry?”
“I swear to god if you weren’t dead already I’d stab you.”
“Funny, that’s how I died.”
“What?”
“What?”
“Futakuchi Kenji.”
“Sorry?”
“I swear to god if you weren’t dead already I’d stab you.”
“Funny, that’s how I died.”
“What?”
“What?”
ALSO Futakuchi has no sense of personal space or embarrassment. Oikawa could be taking a shower and Futakuchi would phase through the door to tell him someone’s knocking on the door. Oikawa shrieks and throws his bar of soap at Futakuchi. Futakuchi gives him a “are you dumb” +
look when it hits the door.
“You do know that I can only make contact with things if I want to, right?”
“Futakuchi. Get. Out.”
“I thought you were vain. What’s there to hide?”
“IT’S CALLED DECENCY. GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW.”
“Right. Right. Sorry.”
“You do know that I can only make contact with things if I want to, right?”
“Futakuchi. Get. Out.”
“I thought you were vain. What’s there to hide?”
“IT’S CALLED DECENCY. GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW.”
“Right. Right. Sorry.”
Futakuchi having really dark humor about his death too.
“Hey, Oikawa-San.”
“What.”
“I died right where you’re standing.”
Oikawa looks down and then back at Futakuchi. “What the fuck I did not need to know that.”
“You do now.”
“Hey, Oikawa-San.”
“What.”
“I died right where you’re standing.”
Oikawa looks down and then back at Futakuchi. “What the fuck I did not need to know that.”
“You do now.”
FUTAKUCHI BEING INSECURE—
One night Oikawa gets hit on the face with a ball and he jolts awake. His eyes scan the room to find Futakuchi sitting on the floor, looking up at him. Oikawa gives him a dirty look that only succeeds in make Futakuchi grin smugly. +
One night Oikawa gets hit on the face with a ball and he jolts awake. His eyes scan the room to find Futakuchi sitting on the floor, looking up at him. Oikawa gives him a dirty look that only succeeds in make Futakuchi grin smugly. +
“What do you want?” Oikawa sighs.
Futakuchi pauses, glancing away. “Are you ever going to move?”
“Huh?”
“Y’know. Move. Like, out of this house.”
“Why?”
“Most people wouldn’t stay in a house where the ghost of a murder victim is floating around.”
“Yeah, but I’m not most +
Futakuchi pauses, glancing away. “Are you ever going to move?”
“Huh?”
“Y’know. Move. Like, out of this house.”
“Why?”
“Most people wouldn’t stay in a house where the ghost of a murder victim is floating around.”
“Yeah, but I’m not most +
people then, am I?”
“So... you’re not going to move?”
“Nope. Don’t think so. Well, if the house burned down I wouldn’t have a choice but besides that I don’t think so.”
Futakuchi nods and when the silence drags on, Oikawa deems the conversation as over and goes back to sleep.
“So... you’re not going to move?”
“Nope. Don’t think so. Well, if the house burned down I wouldn’t have a choice but besides that I don’t think so.”
Futakuchi nods and when the silence drags on, Oikawa deems the conversation as over and goes back to sleep.
Okay now for more romantic territory :3
Oikawa wanting to make the first move so he asks Futakuchi to let him touch him (because y’know ghost rules and stuffs) and to close his eyes. Futakuchi reluctantly complied and the Oikawa leans in and they kiss. There’s no warmth to +
Oikawa wanting to make the first move so he asks Futakuchi to let him touch him (because y’know ghost rules and stuffs) and to close his eyes. Futakuchi reluctantly complied and the Oikawa leans in and they kiss. There’s no warmth to +
Futakuchi’s lips, no brush of a breath against Oikawa’s cheeks. But the way Oikawa’s heart leaps, the burst of butterflies in the pit of his stomach, the way his lungs lose their ability to breathe in, it’s all screaming it’s real. This kiss was real, something that belonged +
to him and Futakuchi. Oikawa takes a few seconds to soak it all in before pulling away from Futakuchi. Futakuchi stares at Oikawa for a long moment before touching his lips, slowly processing what happened.
“Oikawa-San, it’s a really dumb decision to fall in love with a ghost.”
“Oikawa-San, it’s a really dumb decision to fall in love with a ghost.”
Forgot to mention Futakuchi also has the choice to make himself invisible to humans so IMAGINE THIS. Oikawa just having a friend over and Futakuchi making things levitate behind their friend’s back to distract Oikawa. The friends always like “tf you looking at” but when they +
turn around there’s nothing there. Sometimes Futakuchi makes himself invisible but sits next to Oikawa and places kisses on Oikawa’s shoulder and the back of Oikawa’s neck and Oikawa really has to struggle to ignore Futakuchi. When the friend is finally gone Oikawa is like +
“that’s it. I’m never inviting anyone here again” and Futakuchi is all like “aw :(“
“This is your own fault.”
“What could I possibly have done?” Futakuchi bats his eyelashes innocently.
“I hate you so much right now.”
“Right, you totally hate me”
“This is your own fault.”
“What could I possibly have done?” Futakuchi bats his eyelashes innocently.
“I hate you so much right now.”
“Right, you totally hate me”
Okay this thread is too happy time to destroy it. Futakuchi is bound to the house and that’s why he’s a ghost so he can’t leave the house and he’s kind of the “free spirit” type so some days he’s just really upset because he’s stuck in this house for god knows how long.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME Futakuchi doesn’t want there to no longer be stuck in the house because what happens then? Will he just be able to wander forever? Does he reincarnate and live a new life? Is there a heaven of some sort that awaits? Or is there nothing? Will he simply vanish?
Okay for some reason I can’t leave the thread ending so sad so what if Oikawa starts to taking pictures of the most mundane things outside just to show them to Futakuchi but never says it’s for Futakuchi but Futakuchi knows and he complains about how Oikawa’s camera skills are +
nonexistent but Oikawa can tell Futakuchi’s happy because there’s this small spark in his eyes every time Oikawa pulls out his phone to show Futakuchi his images *cries* *sobs* *collapses onto my hands and knees* FUCK I’M SOFT AND EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE
Okay I think that might be the end of this thread so @aechteasea @uhescope COME GET YOUR OIFUTA FOOD IT’S (mostly) FLUFF AND CUTENESS THIS TIME
