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betsythemuffin

betsythemuffin

every time you hear about the COBOL programmer shortage please mentally substitute:"We were too cheap to pay for maintenance, so no new programmers learned COBOL." You could also try,"We have

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berrryshima

(00:13) bakugouu r u awake??? i got something to say(00:14)waah u got your read receipts on(00:25) bakugou dont hate me ok? but i think i think i like you

Afeeza Holmes

pja_sha

Oh to be having short walks barefooted in Gold Coast with Yuan, looking for convenience shops to buy snacks and taking selfies while the others are surfing & riding the

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dcrksun

like this and tipsy tee will rate how dateable you are for me and whyyyy @haechieprint you didn’t ask for this but you get 2/10 because you’re legit my little

Kate Bowler

KatecBowler

Okay my loves. It's the end of the week, but never the end of the burdens we carry. Can we pray for each other here? If you like, add a

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jalalabae

So from today, I will be fundraising for families in Afghanistan. These families are known to the locals of the surrounding area as not having enough to survive on a

Bayo Adeyinka

greaterbayo

I Believe In The Supernatural- Encounter With An Angel I was contesting for the Students Union Presidency that year. As I went around on campus for my campaign that particular

ℍ𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖆✨

Harshizzz19

Mishti manaofying Abir who is upset with mishti for sending bee-she to skol picnic when he didn't want her to goOver protective papa#YehRishteyHainPyaarKe #MishBir Mishti asking Abir for a date

𝓛𝓸𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓮 // jihoon au 📌

softie_woozi

╭┈─────── ༄‧₊˚. 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐣𝐢𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐧╰┈─ ➵ 𝒃 𝒖 𝒕 𝒊 𝒏 𝒕 𝒉 𝒆 90'𝒔 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 ; the smile that you always

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Chicken_Face1

Exclusionaries be likeHomophobes (including a literal fash lmao) are doing the same homophobia they have done the last hundred years. Clearly its because of bi lesbians!https://twitter.com/Iesbianscorpio/status/1249063441966551045 I'm sure I, hyp

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hescanyoonmoon

your camera roll if prince hair harry was your boyfriend ♡ date night ♡ adventure time ♡ drunk h ♡ ovaries combusting ♡ posing ♡ soft baby ♡ date night

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blanchettzeta

happy 8 months princess!!! you are the best thing to ever happen to me, my bestest friend. I can’t wait for our bright future together. i love making memories with

Bhupender K Bhardwaj

poetrymania21

It helps to weed out certain perceptual biases with regard to civil services in India esp on civil services day. Some of my acquaintances/friends who are Indian Engineering Service or

Sam White

samwhiteout

My girl and I have been using the Netflix Party extension a lot with the quarantine.We'll be on FT while watching so we can feel like we're together. It's not

Michael Ryan

theprovenance

I want nothing more than to re open my restaurant. But I don't understand people demanding that we ditch these lockdowns and reopen now, pretending we don't have a virus

Crys

k1ngcrystal

My best friend reminded me of the worst first date I ever went on in my life last summer, and I had deleted the thread when I tweeted about it