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simply, foucault_45
foucault_45
(michael kors voice) it's like the brady bunch goes to jurassic park it's like 12 angry men meet ali baba and the 40 thieves and they all spend 1001 nights
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peter fork pantsuit ミ☆
avalancealotsc
caity lotz as barney characters bc why not
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aLec robBins
alecrobbins
there was a time in my life when the cutest thing in the world to me was Yoshi... and that time is now i miss long, droopy-eye yoshi. this was
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ruby 🥀 spop spoilers
adorasbitch
ready to roast some hoes starting off the list with this bitch- a little punk- so annoying- you can just tell by his fit that he’s a snitch- also just
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Gail Simone
GailSimone
I have a thought.Mayberry is weirder than Twin Peaks. Examples.One episode, Aunt Bee is a famously terrible cook whose pickles and marmalades are nearly poison. Then she’s the best cook
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CoffeeTeachWine
During Quarantine, I rewatched HIMYM. I had really enjoyed it when I first watched it (besides the last season, duh). The re-watch took me about 3 weeks to watch all
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zach
zachsjacobson
why is joe kennedy primarying one of the most progressive members of the US senate again? "It's ego at the expense of value, said Barney Frank.”i think that sums it
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beyhauntin
whorenation wilding a thread @arianashostage actin a fool welp its saving the wart chile they cant see the truth I love kids, they love meI'm a pdf file you see
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Ryan Jones
ryan_a_jones
To celebrate the 15th anniversary of How I Met Your Mother and hide from the hellscape that is 2020, I'm watching #HIMYM from the beginning on @hulu. #HIMYM15 The Punisher
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Chauncey Sugarsweets
CSugarsweets
Ok 1. Barney is incredibly funny, certainly more so than me, but 2. Before I closed DMs I’d often get people telling me I’m not funny or I’m stupid or
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𝗰𝗵𝗹𝗼𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸⛓
__eizz
bitch i’m bored here’s a thread of rumah sukan as stereotypes i created in my head: rumah merah:- always fucking wins- the hot popular bitches- cocky as fuck- bad bitches-
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Zachary D. Carter
zachdcarter
I want to come back to this today because I think it reveals something important about the state of the Democratic Party and progressive ideas.https://twitter.com/zachdcarter/status/1253662315863474176 In one sense, Powell giving
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Emily 🍂☕️
OtherPens
Remember when I thought Barney was a stupid name and Lucy Maud Montgomery went and wrote the sexiest soft fool of a man in fiction and dubbed him thus just
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Sien 🍊💙
SienAppelsien
Since Origen has now rebranded into @Astralisgg , I decided that it was time to revisit all of my art throughout the two years of being a fan and compile
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busani ngcaweni
busani_ngcaweni
Prof Barney Pityana spoke offensive nonsense and he knows it. He should privately advise Prof Habib on how to respond to the enquiry and stop insulting us as he did
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CALSandLBS
LOW CAL SNACKS- UK EDITION Skinny whip bars- 99 cal Fruit winders- 67 cal Barney bears- 99 cal Party rings - 25 cal per one Hartley’s Jelly- sugar free is
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