(michael kors voice) it's like the brady bunch goes to jurassic park

it's like 12 angry men meet ali baba and the 40 thieves and they all spend 1001 nights in arabia

it's like smokey and the bandit meet barney the dinosaur

it's like charlie chaplin meets the shah of iran

it's like amelia earhart was abducted by the swiss family robinson

it's like if gordon gecko adopted the lindbergh baby

it's like if madonna had breakfast with mother theresa. i think they did actually and they both looked awful!

it's like a crossover special between the cast of dallas and spaceman spiff