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"the fuck you're doing here, morty? aren't you supposed to be sleeping over at your little boyfriend's house?""matthew's on a camping trip with his family, and he hasn't came out

rick stops getting touchy with morty because he's slowly getting conscious of the things he's doing. when they're alone watching tv in the living room or floating aimlessly out on

In a very young age, Morty figured out that being drunk was not as simple as just being drunk. The types of alcohol that people consumed and what kind of

The first time Rick buried his face on Morticia's panties was an accident. No really.They were on Mexes-5 running from an angry mob because somehow they managed to screw with

thinking about young flesh curtains rick being morticia's stepbrother this thread is gonna be INCOHERENT because I'M POSSESSED BY THE HORNY but basically beth and jerry marry each other