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Sun Destroyer 999

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don't put lysol in your lungsput it in theredo not put it in there

Yeah uh gotta say things are moving a bit slow over here right now. Sorry gamershttps://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1252562484688535559 Literally had a meeting today where the coder we're onboarding and I just tried

is anyone using an ipad pro as a hacky cintiq on pc? i hear there's an app and i'd love to photoshop on this thing a full 1/3 of people

This sounds like a cutesy twitter mental health quip but for real not being able to go out and be around other people and living a life of just work

the most fucked up thing you could imagine from about 1999-2003 was a really twisted looking rabbit please do not look at this if you are afraid of twisted shit

however, cancer,https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1248284537165152266 just gonna keep tweeting this same joke everytime his staffers tweet basically this same thing can't wait for biden's brand as the Family Tragedy Understander to be repea

i like the idea that a biden nomination will determine who replaces the husk of ruth bader ginsberg as opposed to the republicans who decided the last time a democrat

Animal Crossing has people on here talking about turnip prices like some documentary about how some european country's economy crashed centuries ago leading to a shift in land ownership and

"No one’s standard of living will change, nothing will fundamentally change.""The younger generation now tells me how tough things are. Give me a break. I have no empathy for it.

it's 12:30am and i am watching the most recent star wars movie. these movies aren't great and everything i've read about this one is bad. let's do this i feel

I'm not particularly convinced we'll have anything like a fair (even by 2020 standards) general election this year. There are like a dozen ways to use the pandemic to essentially

We need a name for a thing I'm about to describe. *I* need a name for it at least. I'm sure there's a name for it. There's a modern (or