it's 12:30am and i am watching the most recent star wars movie. these movies aren't great and everything i've read about this one is bad. let's do this
i feel like this is going to hold https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/1209155512652173313
cgi and unused footage body double carrie fisher performance you are not playing at the level of cgi and unused footage body double paul walker performance
this is very bad why am i watching this
at the end cgi leia turns to the camera and says "it was good and important that you saw and enjoyed the original star wars movies and i hope you've enjoyed these movies about that"
wow holy shit they fly now
did r2d2 explode or something he's not in this movie and i can't for the life of me remember what happened
was he the Emotional Heft Old Cast Member Sacrifice in a previous movie i don't recall or
i feel bad for the abuse survivor droid
rey imparting cbt techniques to the ptsd droid
you know this isn't an original observation but rey is being scolded for wanting to off the grand originator of seemingly all evil in this series when she just shot multiple low-level grunts to death like 3 minutes ago and nobody said a thing
the way they handled carrie fisher's death and subsequently leia's death in this is somehow both half assed and SPECTACULAR
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