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you think we’ll be in our 30’s still using memes?
“my job got me so stressed out, i can’t, i need a break”
“you said who got the promotion?... i thought i was supposed to get it?”
-“i heard the CEO of our company is about to step down bc of the money laundering scandal”
me:
me:
“i caught Janet and Steve having a “discussion” in the break room... but everyone knows their cheating on their spouses with each other”
-“yes i got the account number, i’ll be wiring you the money. now stop calling me if i get caught i’m fired and going to jail”
*me listening on the work phone to someone else’s personal conversation*
*me listening on the work phone to someone else’s personal conversation*
