the official thread on the michael jackson fandom's best inside jokes/iconic moments

btw quote don't reply thank youuu

to start off this thread, we have one of the most iconic jokes in the fandom

1. "i love to tour"

2. "that's a sad chicken"

3. "look at her titties!" (+ good fish)

hoe michael™

4. "sign these balls??"

michael u nasty

5. "that guy is a rat"

bashir who? i only know bashit

6. "will you keep quiet ya fat headed rascal?"

7. "your voice is very irritating"

8. "doN'T KILL IT!!"

he was the most precious i can't

9. "like a rri rri" "batso! batse!" "she stuck me in a jar!"

a mess

10. "ahh tell her to go to hell"

maybe he snapped

11. "the skinniest jackson"

invented being a skinny legend

12. lisa and michael

that's all i'm gonna say about that.

13. "i don't do dirty dancing"

pfft michael we all know das a lie

14. "are you a virgin?"

why would she even ask that i'm-

15. the fake tears in sooml

"tito give me some tissue"

15. michael can't wink

people say this was a gesture in japanese but honestly he can't wink in moonwalker either shdhdb

16. "including jermaine"

we all know of the beef here with word to da badd and all that what a mess

17. "salvation army tomorrow bill!"

really don't laugh u find good stuff !! don't u tito?

18. "well it's not your birthday prince, it's not your birhday"

poor prince

19. "what a schmuck back up! ugh, ditwit"

20. "yOU AINT BAD YOU AINT NOTHIN !!"

darryl is the softest baby i can't take him seriously

21. "brad what are ya gonna doOo?? whaT aRE yA goNna dO?"

get it together smh

22. "i love this song"

most people outside the mj fandom probably know about this one but it's so iconic there's no way i'm not adding it

23. "nasty spaghetti"

when will he let prince have his moment i'm yelling

24. "where's your guys' rhythm?"

(the quality is pretty bad lmao but it was the best i could find)

now, last but not least, probably the most iconic of all

25. "IM A NICE PERSON, I JUST TOOK A SHOWER AND I WASHED MY HAIR THOROUGHLY!"

this man istg

that's all i'll do for now, i might come back to it if i find more though

ladies, it's time for the return of this thread! hold on to your wigs!

26. "let it simmer"

just bathe in the moonlight!

27. "some toilet paper"

what? yes? yes? whatchu say?

28. "can you still moonwalk michael?"

...why wouldn't i be able to ??

29. salvation army part 2

i do u find good stuff in there! good bargains...

30. "smooth riminal"

how did he forget to pronounce a whole letter

31. "wEEEEE"

an actual child

32. "yea but i don't know if you know what it means"

SAVAGE

33. karen faye

i'm not here to drag her or anything but wbk she's a huge meme in the fandom so anyway (look at michael though )

34. "we be illin" "get yo ass"

get ur bottom to the house

35. "heyy, why down there?? smells good down there...."

stAaHP !!! it's gonna start burning!

36. "oh look it's michael jackson!" "who?"

37. "are you chewing gum michael?" "yes and it's WONDERFUL!"

HE CHEWS SO LOUD I CANT STAND HIMSJFJNDN

38. the mj estate

actual trash wbk

39. "issa rule... that you are bound... to get w e t...

the fucking eyebrow raise okay michael

40. "mac i'm going to annihilate you!"

michael u brought that upon yourself

that'll be it for now i hope y'all enjoyed seeing this thread rise back from the dead again sjsksksk

guess what only two years later, perfect in time for michael's birthday, i'm bringing this thread back