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the official thread on the michael jackson fandom's best inside jokes/iconic moments 
btw quote don't reply thank youuu
to start off this thread, we have one of the most iconic jokes in the fandom
1. "i love to tour"
1. "i love to tour"
2. "that's a sad chicken"
3. "look at her titties!" (+ good fish)
hoe michael™
hoe michael™
4. "sign these balls??"
michael u nasty
michael u nasty
5. "that guy is a rat"
bashir who? i only know bashit
bashir who? i only know bashit
6. "will you keep quiet ya fat headed rascal?"
7. "your voice is very irritating"
8. "doN'T KILL IT!!"
he was the most precious i can't
he was the most precious i can't
9. "like a rri rri" "batso! batse!" "she stuck me in a jar!"
a mess
a mess
10. "ahh tell her to go to hell"
maybe he snapped
maybe he snapped
11. "the skinniest jackson"
invented being a skinny legend
invented being a skinny legend
12. lisa and michael
that's all i'm gonna say about that.
that's all i'm gonna say about that.
13. "i don't do dirty dancing"
pfft michael we all know das a lie
pfft michael we all know das a lie
14. "are you a virgin?"
why would she even ask that i'm-
why would she even ask that i'm-
15. the fake tears in sooml
"tito give me some tissue"
"tito give me some tissue"
15. michael can't wink
people say this was a gesture in japanese but honestly he can't wink in moonwalker either shdhdb
people say this was a gesture in japanese but honestly he can't wink in moonwalker either shdhdb
16. "including jermaine"
we all know of the beef here with word to da badd and all that what a mess
we all know of the beef here with word to da badd and all that what a mess
17. "salvation army tomorrow bill!"
really don't laugh u find good stuff !! don't u tito?
really don't laugh u find good stuff !! don't u tito?
18. "well it's not your birthday prince, it's not your birhday"
poor prince
poor prince
19. "what a schmuck back up! ugh, ditwit"
20. "yOU AINT BAD YOU AINT NOTHIN !!"
darryl is the softest baby i can't take him seriously
darryl is the softest baby i can't take him seriously
21. "brad what are ya gonna doOo?? whaT aRE yA goNna dO?"
get it together smh
get it together smh
22. "i love this song"
most people outside the mj fandom probably know about this one but it's so iconic there's no way i'm not adding it
most people outside the mj fandom probably know about this one but it's so iconic there's no way i'm not adding it
23. "nasty spaghetti"
when will he let prince have his moment i'm yelling
when will he let prince have his moment i'm yelling
24. "where's your guys' rhythm?"
(the quality is pretty bad lmao but it was the best i could find)
(the quality is pretty bad lmao but it was the best i could find)
now, last but not least, probably the most iconic of all
25. "IM A NICE PERSON, I JUST TOOK A SHOWER AND I WASHED MY HAIR THOROUGHLY!"
this man istg
25. "IM A NICE PERSON, I JUST TOOK A SHOWER AND I WASHED MY HAIR THOROUGHLY!"
this man istg
that's all i'll do for now, i might come back to it if i find more though
ladies, it's time for the return of this thread! hold on to your wigs!
26. "let it simmer"
just bathe in the moonlight!
just bathe in the moonlight!
27. "some toilet paper"
what? yes? yes? whatchu say?
what? yes? yes? whatchu say?
28. "can you still moonwalk michael?"
...why wouldn't i be able to ??
...why wouldn't i be able to ??
29. salvation army part 2
i do u find good stuff in there! good bargains...
i do u find good stuff in there! good bargains...
30. "smooth riminal"
how did he forget to pronounce a whole letter
how did he forget to pronounce a whole letter
31. "wEEEEE"
an actual child
an actual child
32. "yea but i don't know if you know what it means"
SAVAGE
SAVAGE
33. karen faye
i'm not here to drag her or anything but wbk she's a huge meme in the fandom so anyway (look at michael though
)
i'm not here to drag her or anything but wbk she's a huge meme in the fandom so anyway (look at michael though
)
34. "we be illin" "get yo ass"
get ur bottom to the house
get ur bottom to the house
35. "heyy, why down there?? smells good down there...."
stAaHP !!! it's gonna start burning!
stAaHP !!! it's gonna start burning!
36. "oh look it's michael jackson!" "who?"
37. "are you chewing gum michael?" "yes and it's WONDERFUL!"
HE CHEWS SO LOUD I CANT STAND HIMSJFJNDN
HE CHEWS SO LOUD I CANT STAND HIMSJFJNDN
38. the mj estate
actual trash wbk
actual trash wbk
39. "issa rule... that you are bound... to get w e t...
the fucking eyebrow raise okay michael
the fucking eyebrow raise okay michael
40. "mac i'm going to annihilate you!"
michael u brought that upon yourself
michael u brought that upon yourself
that'll be it for now i hope y'all enjoyed seeing this thread rise back from the dead again sjsksksk
guess what only two years later, perfect in time for michael's birthday, i'm bringing this thread back 
