I GOT PAINT ON MY BED SHEETS MY MOM IS GONNA RIP ME A NEW ASSHOLE

day 1 of paint on my bedsheets: my mom still did not notice i am still safe

day 2 of paint on my bedsheets: morning: she still didn’t see them. i think I’m safe til washing day.

day 3: this is going so smoothly she has no clue i am the queen of hiding paint

day 3: night: my sister told me she knows i got paint on my sheets so if she tells my mom one of y’all is gonna have to adopt me (tamo already offered but that snake gon let me starve when i fed him for MONTHS on end)

day 5: I’m confident af i can do this

day 6: my sister busted me but mom didn’t care but #trustnoone