Thread by @TheBossUKNOWIis, Fuck these fine ass men in my dreams that I've never met [...]

Fuck these fine ass men in my dreams that I& #39;ve never met in real life!! When I wake up my feelings be so hurt!!

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Fuck these fine ass men in my dreams that I& #39;ve never met in real life!! When I wake up my feelings be so hurt!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

UGH I DID IT AGAIN!! Dreams why must you tempt me with these fine ass men!!

He was so fine and wanted me for me

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So I& #39;ma tell yall how this dream went down its kinda short tho and you& #39;ll see why

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So apparently in this dream I& #39;m a Basketball manager at the college level (used to be one in HS) So basically I was around this group of basketball boys 24/7

FOREWARNING!! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THE TARLETON BASKETBALL BOYS

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They were all fine except this one ugly nigga

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They tried to act like they didn& #39;t like me or wateva and say slick shit all the time but me nor the coach gave a damn because I did my job good AF!! So they just had to deal with my gay ass

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As I said before they was fine except the ugly one

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏊" title="Person swimming" aria-label="Emoji: Person swimming"> He would always catch me staring

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So I guess in this particular scene of the dream it was either right after practice or we were just chilling in the gym can& #39;t really remember exactly

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So me I& #39;m just laying on the court acting like I& #39;m on my phone when really I& #39;m just trying to be nosey and see what he& #39;s up too

I don& #39;t remember his name and if you know me personally yall know when it comes to names I don& #39;t remember them hoes so we& #39;re just gonna call him Lorenzo

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽" title="Person shrugging (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person shrugging (mittlerer Hautton)"> why because I fucking love that name so much my child will be named Lorenzo

So as I& #39;m be nosey I see Lorenzo staring in my direction. So I turn my head to look around to see what he was staring at and to my surprise there was nobody else on that side where I was

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht"> Bitch I was shook like why you staring at me I& #39;m supposed to stare at you

So I& #39;m all excited like ooopp bitch this my chance

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern"> so I arch a lil acting like I& #39;m stretching then I get up still trying to stretch trying to show off my assets like

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I turn my head to look at him.....BITCH ALL I SEE IS THIS NIGGA CHUCKLING!!!

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> I WAS SOOOOO HURT

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I compose myself enough to see him walk to the door and finger me to come here

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht"> I was shook again!! I mouthed "Who me?" and all he did was nod

BITCH!! When I tell you I ran so fast through that door!!

Now this the part of the dream where it just skips to my room

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽" title="Person shrugging (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person shrugging (mittlerer Hautton)"> that& #39;s just how dream magic works

So we get to my room I decide to sit on my floor. Then my phone vibrates so I look down to see a text from my friend Tasha

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So we get to my room I decide to sit on my floor. Then my phone vibrates so I look down to see a text from my friend Tasha https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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So apparently in the span of us leaving the gym I texted her "Tasha!!! Guess da fuck what?!?" She reply back with "Thomas what is it now?" Right as I& #39;m about to reply this nigga Lorenzo some how got undressed with nth on but his draws and layed in my bed

Bitch I locked my phone with out replying, put it on my nightstand, took my shorts off, and crawled between his legs like

So we talking or wateva and I decide I want to mess with him a lil bit

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face with tongue"> So I start rubbing on him and what not

Sidenote: Bitch just know it was something worth my time

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Sidenote: Bitch just know it was something worth my time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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So I& #39;m rubbing and stop out of no where grab my phone and turn around just like in the pic. All I hear him say is DAMN!!

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> I reply to Tasha saying "I will tell you tomorrow! Just know it& #39;s good AF!!" So I do that and Lorenzo decided start playing with my ass

So I& #39;m rubbing and stop out of no where grab my phone and turn around just like in the pic. All I hear him say is DAMN!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> I reply to Tasha saying "I will tell you tomorrow! Just know it& #39;s good AF!!" So I do that and Lorenzo decided start playing with my ass" title="So I& #39;m rubbing and stop out of no where grab my phone and turn around just like in the pic. All I hear him say is DAMN!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> I reply to Tasha saying "I will tell you tomorrow! Just know it& #39;s good AF!!" So I do that and Lorenzo decided start playing with my ass" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

I let him do that for a little then he start talking that sweet shit and made me turn around

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I decided right then and there ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!! I was ready for it all!! So I go in for the kill

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💦" title="Schweißtropfen" aria-label="Emoji: Schweißtropfen">BITCH I WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

I never felt so disappointed and hurt by myself ever in my life!!!

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I never felt so disappointed and hurt by myself ever in my life!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

So that& #39;s how my morning went! FUCKING SHITTY!!

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