[looks coquetteishly over shoulder] oh, my, i didn’t expect to see you tonight. i was just slipping into something more...comfortable
no, i’m glad you came. please, sit down. make yourself comfortable.
here’s one of my pucks. i’m quite skilled with them, so i’m told.
but really, that’s enough of that. tell me about yourself. i want to know all about you.
oh, you’d like to see me do some tricks? well, i suppose that can be arranged.
it’s simple, really, once you get the hang of it. it’s all about power...and control.
control. that’s the most important part. not just with hockey. in life. being in control...that’s the key. everything from else comes so easily once you have control.
oh, hello, mario! i didn’t think you were in tonight.
this is mario. we have a...special relationship.
we both hope you’ll stay tonight. we wouldn’t ever want to be rude to a guest.
please. join us both for a drink.
we’d love to show you how we do things here.
let’s just say things might get a little...fiery.
so. would you like to stay?
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