Things girls love to do:
1. Take pictures of the airplane wing before their flight takes off/during flight
2. Have a going away party when they leave the city they reside
3. Posting multi-picture Instagram stories to wish their (not so close) friend a happy birthday
4. Doing activities for the sole purpose of taking instagram pictures (i.e. going on a hike, visiting a pumpkin patch).
5. Going to throw axes at a bachelorette party
6. Taking videos of guys wake surfing behind a boat they were invited on
7. Posting a picture of their hand (with freshly manicured nails) holding a passport when waiting at the airport to go on an international flight
8. Letting their followers know via Instagram stories that they were asked to be a bridesmaid (invitation typically accompanied by an elaborate gift basket).
9. Using Michael Buble’s “It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas” in their holiday themed Instagram story.
10. Using the name Marie as their last name on Facebook.
11. Using the fire at Notre Dame as an excuse to post a picture from when they studied abroad.
12. Having planned birthday celebrations after 8th grade (sometimes these can be week long celebrations).
13. Resharing instagram stories of their friends wishing them a happy birthday (see #3). And thinking that anyone who doesn’t post a story isn’t a good friend.
14. Prepare a charcuterie board for a gals night in.
15. Prioritizing changing their last name on social media over legally getting it changed after getting married.
16. Using the caption “My forever wedding date” when posting a picture from a wedding they attended with their significant other (who they are not married or engaged to).
17. Having a group chat on their phones to keep track of friends (or people they barely even know) who have gotten engaged or are having kids.
18. Taking pictures of the sunset as if everyone else isn’t looking at the same thing.
19. Showing off their group face time and/or virtual happy hour while in quarantine*

*Many will be seeing the same friends in person the next day.
20. Using earth day as an excuse to post pictures of exotic vacations they took last year.
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