If South African celebs were in high school
• He’s in grade 8, but all the grade 12 girls are crushing on him
• No ones heard him speak vernac
• Rumored to have had sex with a girl in primary school
• Has an American accent
• Always trying to impress teachers
• Dates the pretty girls in school
• He’s repeating grade 9 for the 3rd time now
• If you say something bad about him, his friends will beat you up
• School Head girl
• Everyone’s sweetheart
•Always laughing
• Gets good grades
• hunts other people’s boyfriends, even if you’re her friend
• self proclaimed prettiest girl in school
• Head of the debate team
• She always complains about everyone being against her
• teenage mom
• Makes friends with people by bonding over the girl she hates
• Can’t keep a relationship to save her life
• Always using yo mama jokes in class
• king of vula circle during break
• Every girls best friend
• Akajoli akajoli!
• He wore a dress for matric dance
• loud mouth
• Netball team captain
• always in a love triangle
• whoever she dates wants to marry her
• Shy girl
• Loves Jesus
• Down to earth
• Guys dig her, but don’t have the guts to ask her out
• His dick pic is trending in the whole school
• Bunks class
• Smokes weed in the bathrooms
• Your phone might get stolen if you hang around his crew
• Everyone loves her booty
• Can’t decide what she wants, yesterday she was on cross country team, today she’s trying out for school choir, she can’t even sing
• she has the calling
• Always writes homework for her best friend
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