yuri as a dj: YALL ITS SO FUCKING GOOD TO BE FUCKING HERE WOW FUCK. MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE. FUCK FUCK. WOO.
seohyun as a dj: hello everyone. my name is seohyun. tonight i will talk about the importance of peace between countries. at 10:05, we will listen to shake it by sistar

tiffany as a dj: hello everyone. the party starts at 10, but it's only 9:59, according to the swtitzerland atomic clock, so you'll have to wait. and i have taken notes, the setlist is: 10:00-11:00 feminism, 11:00-12:00 positive vibes. at midnight we go home. its important to slee

sooyoung as a dj: FUCK SHIT UP, DON'T DIE [proceeds to twerk on top of the equipment to worth it]

sunny as a dj: first of all i need two bottles of whiskey for this and a plus laptop set up in the booth. farmville is having a competition and i want to be the crop queen again. anyway, my first track is Henry Get The Fuck Off Me You Smell Like Ketchup

taeyeon as a dj: [stops everything mid track] haha hello guys. so i was thinking; are sims aware they are sims? because last night i drowned my sim susan into the pool

yoona as a dj: hi! i i've prepared something amazing for you all! my first track is If You Mention My Ex Boyfriend I'll Rip Your Pubes Out One By One, the second track is: Sunny Once Threatened To Push Me Off The Stairs 8 Years Ago And I'm Still Petty About It (Aegyo Version)