Everyone, today is our day. I know we said that about yesterday, and we all know how that turned out. And we don't talk about last week. Or last year. But this time, it's real. It's OUR day...

Sure, we've had setbacks (RIP Phil, may you live in the Glaxons of Snoor forever!) but setbacks won't set us back, even though, by definition, that is what setbacks do. Let's set setbacks aside and set ourselves back on track aside from the setbacks!

And, yes, things may happen today. Weird things. Weird, terrible things that defy explanation or categorization but will we let that stop us? I mean, we will, probably, but for a reasonable period of time. A REASONABLE PERIOD OF TIME! (*applause*)

And I know that in this time of treachery and freakishness that we may want to retreat...but we are not retreaters! We are treaters! We will run INTO the fire! Well, not INTO, into the fire (RIP Keith please read our group running instructions next time), but you know what I mean

Now let us go forth, Twitter, and face whatever beasts and storms come our way! Remember, stay together, stay down, stay at home, stay in bed, stay safe. Now get out there (do not go out there) and get them (do not approach)!