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PERSEPHONE: I& #39;m back, Mom.
DEMETER: Your mail& #39;s on the counter. How& #39;s Mopey McGee?
PERSEPHONE: Do we have to do this now?
DEMETER: Finish his novel yet?
PERSEPHONE: Mom.
DEMETER: "The Sorrow & The More Sorrow" was it?
PERSEPHONE: I& #39;m not doing this. I& #39;ll be back in a week. [SLAM]
DEMETER: Your mail& #39;s on the counter. How& #39;s Mopey McGee?
PERSEPHONE: Do we have to do this now?
DEMETER: Finish his novel yet?
PERSEPHONE: Mom.
DEMETER: "The Sorrow & The More Sorrow" was it?
PERSEPHONE: I& #39;m not doing this. I& #39;ll be back in a week. [SLAM]
PERSEPHONE (ENTERING): Uch, that WOMAN.
HADES: You& #39;re back?
PERSEPHONE: For now. A week maybe two. I just CAN& #39;T with her right now.
HADES: ...
PERSEPHONE: Pick pick pick. It& #39;s incessant.
HADES: ...
PERSEPHONE: What& #39;s wrong?
HADES: It& #39;s April. There are rules.
PERSEPHONE: what.
HADES: You& #39;re back?
PERSEPHONE: For now. A week maybe two. I just CAN& #39;T with her right now.
HADES: ...
PERSEPHONE: Pick pick pick. It& #39;s incessant.
HADES: ...
PERSEPHONE: What& #39;s wrong?
HADES: It& #39;s April. There are rules.
PERSEPHONE: what.
HADES: No look it& #39;s GREAT you& #39;re back.
PERSEPHONE (coldly): Go on.
HADES: But I mean ... do you really want to keep people waiting? For like, blossoms and bluebells and ... whatnot?
PERSEPHONE: "Bluebells"? The fuck?
HADES: Or I don& #39;t know, tulips?
PERSEPHONE: What. Is going. On.
PERSEPHONE (coldly): Go on.
HADES: But I mean ... do you really want to keep people waiting? For like, blossoms and bluebells and ... whatnot?
PERSEPHONE: "Bluebells"? The fuck?
HADES: Or I don& #39;t know, tulips?
PERSEPHONE: What. Is going. On.
HADES: Nothing. What? Nothing.
PERSEPHONE: HADES.
HADES: It& #39;s just ... I& #39;ve got a lot of documentaries backed up on the DVR. Was kind of looking forward to them.
PERSEPHONE: Well let& #39;s watch them together. What are they, like, food or-
HADES: War atrocities.
PERSPHONE: Ah.
PERSEPHONE: HADES.
HADES: It& #39;s just ... I& #39;ve got a lot of documentaries backed up on the DVR. Was kind of looking forward to them.
PERSEPHONE: Well let& #39;s watch them together. What are they, like, food or-
HADES: War atrocities.
PERSPHONE: Ah.
HADES: See, I knew -- Look, it& #39;s my thing, not your thing, I get it.
PERSEPHONE: WAR ATROCITIES. Are your "THING."
HADES: I mean .. kinda?
PERSEPHONE (to self): Mom was right.
HADES: Hm?
PERSEPHONE: But I& #39;m not giving her the satisfaction. I& #39;m staying here.
HADES: Oh. ... Great.
PERSEPHONE: WAR ATROCITIES. Are your "THING."
HADES: I mean .. kinda?
PERSEPHONE (to self): Mom was right.
HADES: Hm?
PERSEPHONE: But I& #39;m not giving her the satisfaction. I& #39;m staying here.
HADES: Oh. ... Great.
PERSEPHONE: Move over. Hand me the remote. Let& #39;s do this thing.
HADES: I don& #39;t thin-
PERSEPHONE: What& #39;s this one? "Impale Rider "
HADES: Oh, that& #39;s a goodie. Vlad the Impaler.
PERSEPHONE: Uh-huh.
HADES: Mounted folk on pikes a lot.
PERSEPHONE: Going for a run!
HADES: No yeah ok
HADES: I don& #39;t thin-
PERSEPHONE: What& #39;s this one? "Impale Rider "
HADES: Oh, that& #39;s a goodie. Vlad the Impaler.
PERSEPHONE: Uh-huh.
HADES: Mounted folk on pikes a lot.
PERSEPHONE: Going for a run!
HADES: No yeah ok
PERSEPHONE: Hello, MOTHER. Let’s try this again.
DEMETER: I’m not saying anything this time. It’s good to have you back. Your room’s all ready.
PERSEPHONE: ... Ok.Thank you.
DEMETER: I’m a church mouse. Silent. It’s your life, live it.
PERSEPHONE: Good.
(DOORBELL)
DEMETER: I’m not saying anything this time. It’s good to have you back. Your room’s all ready.
PERSEPHONE: ... Ok.Thank you.
DEMETER: I’m a church mouse. Silent. It’s your life, live it.
PERSEPHONE: Good.
(DOORBELL)
DEMETER: Why I wonder who that could be?
PERSEPHONE: Mother. What are y-
DEMETER: It’s Hermes, your high school boyfriend!
HERMES: HAY GURL HAY
PERSEPHONE: Mom. Seriously.
DEMETER: You were such a cute couple! What happened?
HERMES: LIFE happened hunny!
DEMETER: So funny!
PERSEPHONE: Mother. What are y-
DEMETER: It’s Hermes, your high school boyfriend!
HERMES: HAY GURL HAY
PERSEPHONE: Mom. Seriously.
DEMETER: You were such a cute couple! What happened?
HERMES: LIFE happened hunny!
DEMETER: So funny!
PERSEPHONE: Mom you’re just embarrassing yourself now.
DEMETER: I’m just saying, look here’s this nice boy, handsome, successful, with an actual sense of humor.
HERMES: Oh HUNNY.
DEMETER: Imagine that!
PERSEPHONE: I mean should I tell her, or...
HERMES: (Tongue pop)
DEMETER: I’m just saying, look here’s this nice boy, handsome, successful, with an actual sense of humor.
HERMES: Oh HUNNY.
DEMETER: Imagine that!
PERSEPHONE: I mean should I tell her, or...
HERMES: (Tongue pop)
