I went on a third date with a guy this weekend and I showed him my pterodactyl impression so yeah, likelihood is he wants to marry me nowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)">
FYI : for those of you have been left intrigued; this is my pterodactyl impression. (My mother has obviously lost hope in me ever finding a husbandhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤—" title="Umarmendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Umarmendes Gesicht">)
Yesterday when I was on FaceTime to said man, I bit the skin off a callous on my hand without even realising what I was doing. I literally have no idea why heā€™s still around.
Apparently being your unashamedly weird-ass self actually works?????? Who knew
THIS MAN IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
Context : I told him it was my TOTM. Also Iā€™m obsessed with Tesco value midget gems, donā€™t judge mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)">
Ya boy transferred me 25 quid and told me to go get my nails done. AM I DREAMING?
Just in case you thought Hets had let another one get away...I just cried down the phone to him (he passed that test) and Iā€™m meeting his family this weekendhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø" title="Happy woman raising one hand (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Happy woman raising one hand (mittelheller Hautton)">
Yo Iā€™m at the airport and flying to Newcastle for the weekend to see himhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā˜ŗļø" title="LƤchelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: LƤchelndes Gesicht"> – bei Southampton International Airport
Twitter fam, yā€™all heard it here first - ya girl is smitten
Over the last 3 days, between the two of us Tom and I have consumed - 1 bottle of red, 2 bottles of prosecco, 1 bottle of gin, 6 cocktails, 6 beers (for him) and 6 double G+Tā€™s (for me) so I think itā€™s safe to say we have similar interests.
I donā€™t think this thread will be stopping anytime soon. Sorrynotsorry.
The best thing about dating a medical student? Last night I got food poisoning and instead of it being ā€˜grossā€™ it was fascinating and I had to provide him with all of the details??? (Ok maybe thatā€™s not the best thing but it is lols)
Iā€™ve held it together for 2 weeks and 2 days but just had a mini-breakdown on the way to work because I miss Tom and itā€™s still another 3 weeks before I see him again and I canā€™t afford the plane/train to Newcastle for a spontaneous visithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜­" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
lol this emotional outburst has got the better of me; ya girl& #39;s driving up to Newcastle on Friday
Tonight we have made pizzas and now weā€™re drinking prosecco, eating chocolate and Ben + Jerryā€™s, wearing face masks and watching 50 first dates. This was all Tomā€™s idea. Girls and guys, please donā€™t settle.
Left Tom downstairs alone whilst I went to run some errands and when I came back he had gone out on the drive to talk to my dad about his carshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜­" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
One of my clients runs Scottish dancing classes and I accidentally volunteered Tom and myself to go. So yesterday we went to the garden centre and then got our jig on whilst Tom was in his element flirting with all the 80 year old women. 23 going on 73...
ā€˜Hets, we just need to pop into winch to run an errand for my mumā€™ one surprise picnic inc. wine later....
My anxiety has been through. The. Roof. Recently so Tom gave up 2 hours of revision and scheduled a non-optional meeting to make a list of everything thatā€™s overwhelming me at the moment with action points for the things I can change and prayer for the things I canā€™t. Urgh.
Sometimes I have to pinch myself that after 23 years my picky ass self has got herself a boyfriend. But then I have to pinch myself again because this man is a bloody saint. Driving 15 hours is so worth it for you.
I take it back. This man is a weirdo.
Another way this man astounds me is his reaction to stress (and my stress particularly). We broke down halfway back from Newcastle and Tomā€™s first reaction was to grab a blanket, snacks and his laptop (hotspotted to his phone to watch Netflix) before the RAC arrived.
Tom and his family have gone out for the evening so I let myself in to find thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜­" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">itā€™s the little thingshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ā˜ŗļø" title="LƤchelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: LƤchelndes Gesicht">
Started from the pterodactyl impression now we herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’" title="Ring" aria-label="Emoji: Ring"> #engaged
Ironically, the friends episodes Iā€™m on at the moment is all about Monica and Chandlerā€™s wedding and even after just 5 days of planning Iā€™m realising I AM Monica. Gd luck Tomhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittelheller Hautton)"> #bridezilla
Tom asked me last night what a wedding favour is. HELP ME.
Yo, I get to be his wife FOREVERhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’" title="Ring" aria-label="Emoji: Ring">
Also, is it just me or do we look like a worship leader couple about to release ourhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ”„" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">debut album in this photo????
I only told Tom about this thread a short while ago (he doesnā€™t have Twitter) and the other day he told me that when heā€™s feeling sad he searches for this thread and reads it to make himself feel happierhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜­" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„°" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
Seriously rethinking our engagement
But on the plus side...OUR HONEYMOON IS BOOKED!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜†" title="LƤchelndes Gesicht mit geƶffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LƤchelndes Gesicht mit geƶffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen">(except I donā€™t actually no where weā€™re going lol, 10/10 regret asking Tom to plan it alreadyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ™ƒ" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">)
This happens at least once a week *sigh*
Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŽ„" title="Weihnachtsbaum" aria-label="Emoji: Weihnachtsbaum">
Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŽ„" title="Weihnachtsbaum" aria-label="Emoji: Weihnachtsbaum">">
Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŽ„" title="Weihnachtsbaum" aria-label="Emoji: Weihnachtsbaum">">
Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŽ„" title="Weihnachtsbaum" aria-label="Emoji: Weihnachtsbaum">">
I am marrying a child.
The first time Tom told me I was ā€˜the oneā€™ was a week after we met when heā€™d had a couple of drinks...the drunk texts have never stopped. (This is one from last night and is one of his better ones imohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø" title="Happy woman raising one hand (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Happy woman raising one hand (mittelheller Hautton)">)
Instagram didnā€™t show this photo the appreciation it deserves and I honestly canā€™t...49 days until this is a daily occurrence bebehhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜›" title="Face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tongue">
let& #39;s play a game of how many High School Musical songs I can get on our wedding playlist before Tom notices
Bloody Tom. Turns out he still stalks this thread and deleted all my HSM songs without telling me. Absolutely fuming. Prick.
Introducing Mr and Mrs Bhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’" title="Ring" aria-label="Emoji: Ring">
Luckily @Beth_Chaney has my back and high school musical was snuck into the signing of the register meaning the wedding could go aheadhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">
2 weeks since we got married and today we moved into our first home together. He is my favourite dream and I never want to wake uphttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ„°" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
As we enter this festive season, let us remember the true meaning of Christmas https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŽ„" title="Weihnachtsbaum" aria-label="Emoji: Weihnachtsbaum">
Lots of love, the Birminghams x
As we enter this festive season, let us remember the true meaning of Christmas https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=Lots of love, the Birminghams x" title="As we enter this festive season, let us remember the true meaning of Christmas https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŽ„" title="Weihnachtsbaum" aria-label="Emoji: Weihnachtsbaum">Lots of love, the Birminghams x">
As we enter this festive season, let us remember the true meaning of Christmas https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=Lots of love, the Birminghams x" title="As we enter this festive season, let us remember the true meaning of Christmas https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸŽ„" title="Weihnachtsbaum" aria-label="Emoji: Weihnachtsbaum">Lots of love, the Birminghams x">
2 years of being together (2 years and 1 month of knowing each other)! Less than 3 months until our 1st wedding anniversary lololol. I love my lil Birmingham familyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’•" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
ā€˜Tried to peel off the reduced sticker outside but I couldnā€™tā€™ 75p worth of flowers but oh man oh boy Iā€™ve struck gold with this one. I love himhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜­" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
1 year of marriage down, forever to gohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’•" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">I havenā€™t updated this thread as much but donā€™t be deceived to think itā€™s because Iā€™ve married a monster. Quite the opposite; if I tweeted about every amazing thing Tom does I would be tweeting every minute of every day. I married my dream.
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