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I went on a third date with a guy this weekend and I showed him my pterodactyl impression so yeah, likelihood is he wants to marry me now
FYI : for those of you have been left intrigued; this is my pterodactyl impression. (My mother has obviously lost hope in me ever finding a husband
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Yesterday when I was on FaceTime to said man, I bit the skin off a callous on my hand without even realising what I was doing. I literally have no idea why heās still around.
Apparently being your unashamedly weird-ass self actually works?????? Who knew
THIS MAN IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
Context : I told him it was my TOTM. Also Iām obsessed with Tesco value midget gems, donāt judge me
Ya boy transferred me 25 quid and told me to go get my nails done. AM I DREAMING?
Just in case you thought Hets had let another one get away...I just cried down the phone to him (he passed that test) and Iām meeting his family this weekend
Yo Iām at the airport and flying to Newcastle for the weekend to see him
– bei Southampton International Airport
– bei Southampton International Airport
Twitter fam, yāall heard it here first - ya girl is smitten
Over the last 3 days, between the two of us Tom and I have consumed - 1 bottle of red, 2 bottles of prosecco, 1 bottle of gin, 6 cocktails, 6 beers (for him) and 6 double G+Tās (for me) so I think itās safe to say we have similar interests.
I donāt think this thread will be stopping anytime soon. Sorrynotsorry.
The best thing about dating a medical student? Last night I got food poisoning and instead of it being āgrossā it was fascinating and I had to provide him with all of the details??? (Ok maybe thatās not the best thing but it is lols)
Iāve held it together for 2 weeks and 2 days but just had a mini-breakdown on the way to work because I miss Tom and itās still another 3 weeks before I see him again and I canāt afford the plane/train to Newcastle for a spontaneous visit
lol this emotional outburst has got the better of me; ya girl's driving up to Newcastle on Friday
Tonight we have made pizzas and now weāre drinking prosecco, eating chocolate and Ben + Jerryās, wearing face masks and watching 50 first dates. This was all Tomās idea. Girls and guys, please donāt settle.
Left Tom downstairs alone whilst I went to run some errands and when I came back he had gone out on the drive to talk to my dad about his cars
One of my clients runs Scottish dancing classes and I accidentally volunteered Tom and myself to go. So yesterday we went to the garden centre and then got our jig on whilst Tom was in his element flirting with all the 80 year old women. 23 going on 73...
āHets, we just need to pop into winch to run an errand for my mumā one surprise picnic inc. wine later....
My anxiety has been through. The. Roof. Recently so Tom gave up 2 hours of revision and scheduled a non-optional meeting to make a list of everything thatās overwhelming me at the moment with action points for the things I can change and prayer for the things I canāt. Urgh.
Sometimes I have to pinch myself that after 23 years my picky ass self has got herself a boyfriend. But then I have to pinch myself again because this man is a bloody saint. Driving 15 hours is so worth it for you.
I take it back. This man is a weirdo.
Another way this man astounds me is his reaction to stress (and my stress particularly). We broke down halfway back from Newcastle and Tomās first reaction was to grab a blanket, snacks and his laptop (hotspotted to his phone to watch Netflix) before the RAC arrived.
Tom and his family have gone out for the evening so I let myself in to find thisitās the little things
itās the little things
Ironically, the friends episodes Iām on at the moment is all about Monica and Chandlerās wedding and even after just 5 days of planning Iām realising I AM Monica. Gd luck Tom #bridezilla
#bridezilla
Tom asked me last night what a wedding favour is. HELP ME.
Yo, I get to be his wife FOREVER
Also, is it just me or do we look like a worship leader couple about to release our
debut album in this photo????
debut album in this photo????
I only told Tom about this thread a short while ago (he doesnāt have Twitter) and the other day he told me that when heās feeling sad he searches for this thread and reads it to make himself feel happier
Seriously rethinking our engagement
But on the plus side...OUR HONEYMOON IS BOOKED!
(except I donāt actually no where weāre going lol, 10/10 regret asking Tom to plan it already
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(except I donāt actually no where weāre going lol, 10/10 regret asking Tom to plan it already)
This happens at least once a week *sigh*
Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)
I am marrying a child.
The first time Tom told me I was āthe oneā was a week after we met when heād had a couple of drinks...the drunk texts have never stopped. (This is one from last night and is one of his better ones imo)
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Instagram didnāt show this photo the appreciation it deserves and I honestly canāt...49 days until this is a daily occurrence bebeh
let's play a game of how many High School Musical songs I can get on our wedding playlist before Tom notices
Bloody Tom. Turns out he still stalks this thread and deleted all my HSM songs without telling me. Absolutely fuming. Prick.
Introducing Mr and Mrs B
Luckily @Beth_Chaney has my back and high school musical was snuck into the signing of the register meaning the wedding could go ahead
2 weeks since we got married and today we moved into our first home together. He is my favourite dream and I never want to wake up
As we enter this festive season, let us remember the true meaning of Christmas
Lots of love, the Birminghams x
Lots of love, the Birminghams x
2 years of being together (2 years and 1 month of knowing each other)! Less than 3 months until our 1st wedding anniversary lololol. I love my lil Birmingham family
āTried to peel off the reduced sticker outside but I couldnātā 75p worth of flowers but oh man oh boy Iāve struck gold with this one. I love him
1 year of marriage down, forever to goI havenāt updated this thread as much but donāt be deceived to think itās because Iāve married a monster. Quite the opposite; if I tweeted about every amazing thing Tom does I would be tweeting every minute of every day. I married my dream.
I havenāt updated this thread as much but donāt be deceived to think itās because Iāve married a monster. Quite the opposite; if I tweeted about every amazing thing Tom does I would be tweeting every minute of every day. I married my dream.
