I went on a third date with a guy this weekend and I showed him my pterodactyl impression so yeah, likelihood is he wants to marry me now

FYI : for those of you have been left intrigued; this is my pterodactyl impression. (My mother has obviously lost hope in me ever finding a husband)

Yesterday when I was on FaceTime to said man, I bit the skin off a callous on my hand without even realising what I was doing. I literally have no idea why he’s still around.

Apparently being your unashamedly weird-ass self actually works?????? Who knew

THIS MAN IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

Context : I told him it was my TOTM. Also I’m obsessed with Tesco value midget gems, don’t judge me

Ya boy transferred me 25 quid and told me to go get my nails done. AM I DREAMING?

Just in case you thought Hets had let another one get away...I just cried down the phone to him (he passed that test) and I’m meeting his family this weekend

Yo I’m at the airport and flying to Newcastle for the weekend to see him – bei Southampton International Airport

Twitter fam, y’all heard it here first - ya girl is smitten

Over the last 3 days, between the two of us Tom and I have consumed - 1 bottle of red, 2 bottles of prosecco, 1 bottle of gin, 6 cocktails, 6 beers (for him) and 6 double G+T’s (for me) so I think it’s safe to say we have similar interests.

I don’t think this thread will be stopping anytime soon. Sorrynotsorry.

The best thing about dating a medical student? Last night I got food poisoning and instead of it being ‘gross’ it was fascinating and I had to provide him with all of the details??? (Ok maybe that’s not the best thing but it is lols)

I’ve held it together for 2 weeks and 2 days but just had a mini-breakdown on the way to work because I miss Tom and it’s still another 3 weeks before I see him again and I can’t afford the plane/train to Newcastle for a spontaneous visit

lol this emotional outburst has got the better of me; ya girl's driving up to Newcastle on Friday

Tonight we have made pizzas and now we’re drinking prosecco, eating chocolate and Ben + Jerry’s, wearing face masks and watching 50 first dates. This was all Tom’s idea. Girls and guys, please don’t settle.

Left Tom downstairs alone whilst I went to run some errands and when I came back he had gone out on the drive to talk to my dad about his cars

One of my clients runs Scottish dancing classes and I accidentally volunteered Tom and myself to go. So yesterday we went to the garden centre and then got our jig on whilst Tom was in his element flirting with all the 80 year old women. 23 going on 73...

‘Hets, we just need to pop into winch to run an errand for my mum’ one surprise picnic inc. wine later....

My anxiety has been through. The. Roof. Recently so Tom gave up 2 hours of revision and scheduled a non-optional meeting to make a list of everything that’s overwhelming me at the moment with action points for the things I can change and prayer for the things I can’t. Urgh.

Sometimes I have to pinch myself that after 23 years my picky ass self has got herself a boyfriend. But then I have to pinch myself again because this man is a bloody saint. Driving 15 hours is so worth it for you.

I take it back. This man is a weirdo.

Another way this man astounds me is his reaction to stress (and my stress particularly). We broke down halfway back from Newcastle and Tom’s first reaction was to grab a blanket, snacks and his laptop (hotspotted to his phone to watch Netflix) before the RAC arrived.

Tom and his family have gone out for the evening so I let myself in to find thisit’s the little things

Started from the pterodactyl impression now we here #engaged

Ironically, the friends episodes I’m on at the moment is all about Monica and Chandler’s wedding and even after just 5 days of planning I’m realising I AM Monica. Gd luck Tom #bridezilla

Tom asked me last night what a wedding favour is. HELP ME.

Yo, I get to be his wife FOREVER

Also, is it just me or do we look like a worship leader couple about to release ourdebut album in this photo????

I only told Tom about this thread a short while ago (he doesn’t have Twitter) and the other day he told me that when he’s feeling sad he searches for this thread and reads it to make himself feel happier

Seriously rethinking our engagement

But on the plus side...OUR HONEYMOON IS BOOKED!(except I don’t actually no where we’re going lol, 10/10 regret asking Tom to plan it already)

This happens at least once a week *sigh*

Merry Christmas from the Birminghams (to-be)

I am marrying a child.

The first time Tom told me I was ‘the one’ was a week after we met when he’d had a couple of drinks...the drunk texts have never stopped. (This is one from last night and is one of his better ones imo)

Instagram didn’t show this photo the appreciation it deserves and I honestly can’t...49 days until this is a daily occurrence bebeh

let's play a game of how many High School Musical songs I can get on our wedding playlist before Tom notices

Bloody Tom. Turns out he still stalks this thread and deleted all my HSM songs without telling me. Absolutely fuming. Prick.

Introducing Mr and Mrs B

Luckily @Beth_Chaney has my back and high school musical was snuck into the signing of the register meaning the wedding could go ahead

2 weeks since we got married and today we moved into our first home together. He is my favourite dream and I never want to wake up

As we enter this festive season, let us remember the true meaning of Christmas
Lots of love, the Birminghams x

2 years of being together (2 years and 1 month of knowing each other)! Less than 3 months until our 1st wedding anniversary lololol. I love my lil Birmingham family

‘Tried to peel off the reduced sticker outside but I couldn’t’ 75p worth of flowers but oh man oh boy I’ve struck gold with this one. I love him

1 year of marriage down, forever to goI haven’t updated this thread as much but don’t be deceived to think it’s because I’ve married a monster. Quite the opposite; if I tweeted about every amazing thing Tom does I would be tweeting every minute of every day. I married my dream.