So I’ve realised that Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani is a universal fuckboi fav movie solely because they all seem to sympathize with the greatest fuckboi of all time that was Ranbir Kapoor in that movie. They legit made him a victim and so now every fuckboi thinks they’re Ranbir

And these dudes will go around looking for their ‘Naina’ and fuck up every girl that comes their way before her. But hello excuse me there is no Naina we are all way past ur bullshit now pls fuck off with ur fuckboiness

Most Bollywood movies only consist of fuckbois turning their fuckboiness around and becoming nice gharelu boys the moment they find a nice quiet submissive girl

And majority of these movies show independent and self aware women as step ladders for these fuckbois to use and throw away while they try to find that perfect girl to settle down with

This is the nonsense that has been filled in the heads of impressionable and already entitled young boys who think every girl owes them something. And that something being letting them get into our pants

Yeh sab ho gaya phir chalo let’s settle down with a girl who will submit to all your desires and make you round rotis. Independent girls can obviously fuck off with their evolved brains.

You’re portraying women as the weaker sex so you can glorify fuckbois, Bollywood. Please fuck off with this trope. Nobody needs it anymore.

These movies live in a fantasy world of their own and so do fuckbois because EXSQUEEZE ME ALL WOMEN OWE ME SAX BUT I WILL ONLY MARRY QUIET ROUND ROTI LADKI

I’ll make round rotis, roll them up, and shove ten thousand nine hundred and ninety nine of them up your ass. And mind you they will be smeared with laal mirch ka achaar