Jesse,,,,thank you
Matias,,,,thank you
Charles,,,,thank you
tomato man,,,,thank you
Keith,,,,okay
Blankiepoo,,,,thank you
Justin,,,,you’re killing me, smalls
I had to stop because self-care is important.
Mr. Hype,,,,thank you
Ben,,,,thank you
thorn,,,,spasibo
Mr. Meller,,,,thank you
Andy,,,,how dare you
Gregg,,,,thank you
Gregg,,,,that escalated quickly
Gregg,,,,please take some calming breaths
Memnom,,,,thank you
Sean,,,,thank you
Mark,,,,gfy

sincerely, females
Alex,,,,thank you
Sam,,,,thank you
Chuck,,,,thank you
Andrew,,,,thank you
mr. oma,,,,thank you
mr. box,,,,thank you
jack,,,,thank you
Jay,,,,thank you
Henry,,,,this cafe doesn’t serve decaf
Cord Man,,,,thank you
mr. ricecooker,,,,thank you
Earl,,,,thank you
EricC,,,,thank you
jeffrey,,,,I am not Canadian
Chip,,,,thank you
dann,,,,thank you
Joe,,,,thank you
someone just went through and faved a bunch of these old tweets, so...

Johnny,,,,thank you
Daniel,,,,thank you
Bill *checks date on tweet*,,,,there is no way that statement is true
Randy,,,,thank you
Kevin,,,,you sweet summer child
“tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight”

John,,,,thank you
Shaymus,,,,thank you
JD,,,,thank you
Eric,,,,thank you
Luke,,,,thank you
Jeffery,,,,wut
Mr. Stupd-Gorbage,,,,thank you
bob,,,,thank you
Harry,,,,thank you
Joshua,,,,thank you
Marty,,,,B Y E
Adrian,,,,thank you
Roy,,,,thank you
Rob,,,,thank you
Mr. Dawg,,,,thank you
Jordan,,,,lol
Matt,,,,thank you
Jack,,,,thank you
rusty,,,,no thank you
Michael,,,,no, seriously, thank you
Brah,,,,thank you for this masterclass
Miguel,,,,thank you
Boots,,,,thank you
CHRISTIAN,,,,thank you
John,,,,thank you
Mr. Smithee,,,,lol wut
Francis,,,,thank you
Francis,,,,r u ok
Francis,,,,sweet jesus
Francis,,,,UNSUBSCRIBE
Mr. Man,,,,thank you
Eric,,,,thank you
Rick,,,,thank you
Juan,,,,thank you
Dave,,,,thank you
Captain Canada,,,,thank you
Mr. Cappadocia,,,,wait what
Allen,,,,thank you
Mr. Fool,,,,thank you
Don,,,,thank you
Lance,,,,thank you
aaaand here we go

John,,,,thank you
Jesse,,,,thank you
Arkadiusz,,,,thank you
Chris,,,,thank you
Mr. Crazy Jar,,,,thank you
Jeff,,,,thank you
John,,,,thank you
Chaos,,,,thank you
Graham,,,,thank you
Mr. Proletariat,,,,thank you
Dan,,,,thank you
Marc,,,,thank you
Jeff,,,,THANK YOU
Dr. Sage,,,,thank you
Tom,,,GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY OR I WILL REMOVE YOU AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR

thank you motherfucker
Sr. Controversy,,,,obrigado
michael,,,,thank you
Bottom,,,,thank you
Mr. McKinney,,,,thank you
Tariq,,,,thank you
Mr. Facts,,,,thank you
Gregory,,,,thank you
Mr. Joist,,,,*smiles, looks to camera* you’re goddamned right we do
Mark,,,,rgds
Anthony,,,,thank you
Daniel,,,,thank you
Charles,,,,thank you
Jesus,,,,thank you
Bless,,,,thank you
Daniel,,,,bullshit
Mike,...thank you
Edwin,,,,thank you
Douglass,,,,good one
,,,,thank you
Jason,,,,thank you
Patrick,,,,thank you
Mr. Stet,,,,thank you
Guy,,,,thank you
To all the men who jumped in my mentions to explain why Idris Elba is not impressive,,,,thank you.
Chad,,,,thank you
Jared,,,,thank you
Russ,,,,thank you
Tom D’Souza,,,,thank you
Brett,,,,thank you
flake,,,,thank you
Mr. Monster,,,,thank you
Fenrir,,,,thank you
guy,,,,thank you
Mr. Ravini,,,,thank you
this thread is my magnum opus,,,,thank you for the never-ending submissions
bUt wHAt AbOUt tHe mALe CAnDiDAtE
Mr. Vag,,,,thank you
shade,,,,thank you
Jesse,,,,thank you
Rich,,,,thank you
Spc. Rose,,,,whaaaatf lmao thank you
Harold,,,,thank you 😂
Jamie,,,,no thank you
Mr. Boo,,,,thank you
Mr. Guy,,,,thank you
John,,,,THANK YOU
srsly tho, for that one, thank you

I needed that one
Mr. Twister,,,,thank you
Nick,,,,thank you
Rusty,,,,thank you
Jason,,,,thank you
Jeff,,,,thank you
Philip,,,,thank you
Ben,,,,thank you
Jasper,,,,rudeness seems like an awfully strange way of teaching people to be polite
Ruben,,,,thank you
Covid Man,,,,thank you
Chaz,,,,thank you
Renao,,,,thank you
Thomas,,,,thank you
Jerry,,,,thank you
Cleric,,,,thank you
Musician Gary,,,,thank you
Mike,,,,thank you
Mr. Puppy,,,,thank you
Bob,,,,thank you
Alpha,,,,thank you
Mr. McNelly-Derp,,,,thank you
Nick,,,,thank you
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