Justin,,,,you’re killing me, smalls
I had to stop because self-care is important.
Gregg,,,,that escalated quickly
Gregg,,,,please take some calming breaths
Mark,,,,gfy
sincerely, females
Henry,,,,this cafe doesn’t serve decaf
mr. ricecooker,,,,thank you
jeffrey,,,,I am not Canadian
someone just went through and faved a bunch of these old tweets, so...
Johnny,,,,thank you
Bill *checks date on tweet*,,,,there is no way that statement is true
Kevin,,,,you sweet summer child
“tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight”
John,,,,thank you
Mr. Stupd-Gorbage,,,,thank you
Michael,,,,no, seriously, thank you
Brah,,,,thank you for this masterclass
Captain Canada,,,,thank you
Mr. Cappadocia,,,,wait what
aaaand here we go
John,,,,thank you
Mr. Crazy Jar,,,,thank you
Mr. Proletariat,,,,thank you
Tom,,,GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY OR I WILL REMOVE YOU AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR
thank you motherfucker
Sr. Controversy,,,,obrigado
Mr. McKinney,,,,thank you
Mr. Joist,,,,*smiles, looks to camera* you’re goddamned right we do
To all the men who jumped in my mentions to explain why Idris Elba is not impressive,,,,thank you.
this thread is my magnum opus,,,,thank you for the never-ending submissions
bUt wHAt AbOUt tHe mALe CAnDiDAtE
Spc. Rose,,,,whaaaatf lmao thank you
Harold,,,,thank you
srsly tho, for that one, thank you
I needed that one
Jasper,,,,rudeness seems like an awfully strange way of teaching people to be polite
Musician Gary,,,,thank you
Mr. McNelly-Derp,,,,thank you
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