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A timeline of my (mostly problematic) ships for @ReyloOfTroy
【Jareth x Sarah (Labyrinth)】
All my 5 or 6 y/o ass knew was that I wanted the Goblin King to marry Sarah (or me) in this dress, and so my obsession with androgynous and dark men/villains began.
【Jareth x Sarah (Labyrinth)】
All my 5 or 6 y/o ass knew was that I wanted the Goblin King to marry Sarah (or me) in this dress, and so my obsession with androgynous and dark men/villains began.
【Tramp x Lady (Lady & the Tramp)】
The only animated Disney movie I really like besides The Lion King. Probably my most normal “ship”.
The only animated Disney movie I really like besides The Lion King. Probably my most normal “ship”.
【Gambit x Rogue (X-Men)】
Sometime around 6 or 7 y/o I got into X-Men because I was a tomboy and at the time all my boy friends were into collecting X-Men cards.
Sometime around 6 or 7 y/o I got into X-Men because I was a tomboy and at the time all my boy friends were into collecting X-Men cards.
【Colossus x Shadowcat (X-Men)】
My favorite X-Men character was Shadowcat and for a number of years I rooted for her to get with Colossus or Wolverine because Daddy Issues ™
My favorite X-Men character was Shadowcat and for a number of years I rooted for her to get with Colossus or Wolverine because Daddy Issues ™
【B-ko x A-ko (Project A-ko)】
Sometime during my X-Men phase my grandpa accidentally rented this sci-fi anime called Project A-ko. Upon discovering it was a “cartoon” he gave it to me to watch. I really wanted A-ko and B-ko to work out their “unresolved tension”.
Sometime during my X-Men phase my grandpa accidentally rented this sci-fi anime called Project A-ko. Upon discovering it was a “cartoon” he gave it to me to watch. I really wanted A-ko and B-ko to work out their “unresolved tension”.
【Mamoru x Usagi (Sailor Moon)】
In 6th grade I decided to take a summer school class to get ahead. *nerd* The girl sitting next to me was really into SM & got me into it, too. The internet was also becoming a thing & people started writing fic. SM fic was pretty much my sex ed.
In 6th grade I decided to take a summer school class to get ahead. *nerd* The girl sitting next to me was really into SM & got me into it, too. The internet was also becoming a thing & people started writing fic. SM fic was pretty much my sex ed.
【Zagato x Emeraude (Magic Knight Rayearth)】
I made the connection that Project A-ko and Sailor Moon were part of a genre called anime and pretty much became an otaku. MKR was one of my favorite series. Can we say power couple? Their love destroyed an entire world.
I made the connection that Project A-ko and Sailor Moon were part of a genre called anime and pretty much became an otaku. MKR was one of my favorite series. Can we say power couple? Their love destroyed an entire world.
【Lantis x Hikaru (Magic Knight Rayearth)】
As if I hadn’t died of feels already from Zagato x Emeraude, Lantis x Hikaru came to fvck shit up in season 2. (Really, every reylo should watch this series and let its dark/light dynamic rip your heart out.)
As if I hadn’t died of feels already from Zagato x Emeraude, Lantis x Hikaru came to fvck shit up in season 2. (Really, every reylo should watch this series and let its dark/light dynamic rip your heart out.)
【Nakago x Yui (Fushigi Yuugi)】
I know Nakago was so fvcking unredeemable and bad but god was he gorgeously violent.
I know Nakago was so fvcking unredeemable and bad but god was he gorgeously violent.
【Larva x Miyu (Vampire Princess Miyu)】
Miyu is a vampiress who hunts down demons on Earth and returns them to the dark. Larva is a demon who tries to kill her, fails, and after she drinks his blood he becomes bound to her. Their relationship is complicated and fvcked up.
Miyu is a vampiress who hunts down demons on Earth and returns them to the dark. Larva is a demon who tries to kill her, fails, and after she drinks his blood he becomes bound to her. Their relationship is complicated and fvcked up.
【Heero x Relena (Gundam Wing)】
I shipped from the minute he tells her, “I’ll kill you.” Also around the same time I became a fujoshi and also shipped Trowa x Quatre.
I shipped from the minute he tells her, “I’ll kill you.” Also around the same time I became a fujoshi and also shipped Trowa x Quatre.
【Gackt x Mana (Malice Mizer) / Die x Shinya (Dir en grey)】
At some point in high school I became obsessed with visual kei (Japanese glam rock) and all the male on male fan service, doujin, etc. that came with it. Later I moved to Japan and was really living the dream lol...
At some point in high school I became obsessed with visual kei (Japanese glam rock) and all the male on male fan service, doujin, etc. that came with it. Later I moved to Japan and was really living the dream lol...
【Cal x Gillian (Lie to Me)】
Eventually my fave bands broke up and I started started watching TV again. This ship/show almost killed me. I’m still bitter it got cancelled right before they officially became canon. (They’re only “pretending” to be married in the gif, I just...)
Eventually my fave bands broke up and I started started watching TV again. This ship/show almost killed me. I’m still bitter it got cancelled right before they officially became canon. (They’re only “pretending” to be married in the gif, I just...)
【Chuck x Blair (Gossip Girl)】
*singing*
”I want you love and all your lovers revenge; you and me could write a bad romance”
*singing*
”I want you love and all your lovers revenge; you and me could write a bad romance”
【Andre x Oscar (Rose of Versailles)】
I had to quit watching this b/c fansubs VHS distributors never caught up during my anime phase, but armed with enough Japanese fluency I rewatched it in full and it really fvcked me up for months after.
I had to quit watching this b/c fansubs VHS distributors never caught up during my anime phase, but armed with enough Japanese fluency I rewatched it in full and it really fvcked me up for months after.
【Kylo Ren/Ben Solo x Rey】
Now some odd years later I’ve become complete Reylo trash. _(:3」z)_
Now some odd years later I’ve become complete Reylo trash. _(:3」z)_
Ships I forgot to include:
【Angel x Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)】
I shipped them so hard in middle school but then was like wtf at the whole direction the show ended up taking...ಠ_ಠ
【Angel x Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)】
I shipped them so hard in middle school but then was like wtf at the whole direction the show ended up taking...ಠ_ಠ
【Bobby x Lindsay (The Practice)】
I used to watch of legal dramas with my grandma and really anything with Kelli Williams in it I will ship b/c she is just amazing. Also hot office sex, cheating, and commiting murder for your lover are bonuses
I used to watch of legal dramas with my grandma and really anything with Kelli Williams in it I will ship b/c she is just amazing. Also hot office sex, cheating, and commiting murder for your lover are bonuses
【Stabler x Benson / Goren x Eames (Law & Order SVU, CI)】
OK last one
Congrats if you made it this far!
SVU teased me for 12 yrs w/ a ship that never became canon & then dropped off the face of the earth w/ no closure. Goren & Eames had that size difference kink going on.
OK last one
Congrats if you made it this far!SVU teased me for 12 yrs w/ a ship that never became canon & then dropped off the face of the earth w/ no closure. Goren & Eames had that size difference kink going on.
