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people i don’t trust: a thread
people who put spaces before commas. do you even know how commas work
instagram life hack accounts that cut lipsticks off and melt them into little plastic boxes. nobody’s doing that shit
in fact, people who apply lipstick with a little bristle brush,,, how
people who don’t know that frankenstein ain’t the monster. john would not be impressed
kiera knightley
people who don’t double knot their laces. they clearly live on the edge of danger
straight guys who like lesbian porn but actually dislike lesbians. wyd
people who find the fresh avocado vine funny. no
gals who do ALLLL of their makeup apart from mascara. you know who you are
people who think bucky barnes is a villain. ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜˡᵃᵖᵖᵉᵈ
girls who go to gigs basically in underwear. not judgin n the outfit is probably bangin but how are you not scared a titty will fall out and enter the mosh pit bc that’s my greatest fear
teenagers who are content living off their parents: BLOCKED
people who click the second page of google when searching. stop it
people who fancy cillian murphy. i will just never understand
people who LOVE dark fruits: it’s weak weak ribena for weak weak people
RIGHT if you have a sex playlist, that’s fine i can get down with that but if frank ocean is NOT on it?????? unacceptable
people with ugly handwriting
people who prefer chinese over indian. chinese takeaway is the worst and indian is the best n that’s that
if you don’t get emotional at these films: the imitation game, the shawshank redemption, life of pi, american history x, the help, dead poet’s society, or stand by me, then guess what: ur not trusted
people who wear bras to bed. how do you do it
dodie clark fans. ur not to be trusted
my dog when he looks at my 2ft garden fence. he can jump higher than me, who currently stands at a lofty 5’5” so i don’t know who he thinks he’s fooling
slow walkers. you’ll never convince me you don’t know what you’re doing. you know the pain and frustration you cause
people who go to the beach and don’t have the urge to pick up cool pebbles and shells and sea glass. don’t come near me
teenagers with old man names like ronald and kieth. no
girls who instead of taking a selfie, record themselves making many faces. ur not a gag reel so pack it in
people who hurt animals. they are kind and they walk this earth as our friends and we should treat them as such. so if this applies to you then listen very carefully: die motherfucker die and also stay away from animals but mostly DIE
people who think the winter soldier is a villain!!!! erm no, bucky barnes is the longest serving POW and deserves love and respect and you know who knows that???? steve rogers and y’all made him illegal
circuses that use animals? no. if you want to showcase circus talents, use people who voluntarily circus (verb). animals don’t deserve the abuse they receive for our entertainment
the whole village of whitworth. cows and sheep roaming the streets. one singular bus. and i’m pretty sure they don’t know what internet is because they’re butter churners
boswell
if u can carry on wearing acrylics if one breaks or goes missing, u can’t be trusted. if u can live with less than 10 nails then u should be in prison
the police
dickheads who press the button of the bus over and over as if one bell isn’t enough .
people who save their selfridges bags to carry around like a big man even though they look like they’re carrying a big crinkle cut chip and everything thinks they’re a twat
i’m back to say if u wear tights with little shorts over them in public then please die .
people who leave a busy building and stop immediately in the doorway to have a smoke or decide to consult google maps. u do realise it’s a door don’t u
submarines
landlords
conservatives . honestly
customers who slam their change onto the counter with their big fuckin meaty hand despite me quite clearly holding my hand out politely for their money. do u want ur items or not
people who live in tower in fallow. what u doin
u if u don’t look at this thread >:( https://twitter.com/babyc0wboy/status/1249415940816723968?s=21 https://twitter.com/babyc0wboy/status/1249415940816723968
