Thread by @princebeforeson, here's the start of my heroes thread so u can mute it [...]

here's the start of my heroes thread so u can mute it any time u want ik ik v considerate

clair: "I would give all my things if it meant world peace..." Oh my god samantha no one asked
black knight: "Curious about who I am? You're better off not knowing" ok Avril lavigne jesus

OH MY GOD BLACK KNIGHT DIDNT EVEN FINISH HIS SENTENCE HE SSID OR PERHAPS EVEN ASKING IT PAINS ME TO WRITE THAT IMAGINE VOICING IT

why are there a bunch of hormone crazed teens going all over the place anyways why can't we have more ppl like dorcas he just cares for his wife and wants to see her when he gets home he's just doing this for cash

Ike; I've met a lot of people. Not many are as odd as you, though.
...d....did ike just insult me
......ffgfgfffINALLY
GOD

nvm he just said he won't let me die and to stay close i hate him

someone pls take all my ikes

sigurd: ur kindness and concern for others is the reason ppl look up to u
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tiki murdered Hector and left me with ike and for that she is going to be SLAUGHTERED

the wicked witch is dead
but ike grows stronger
this victory is bittersweet

id kick him out but i have stayed true to that dumb rule that if u work hard and level up more than those in ur team u have a spot w me so I just stare at him MENACINGLY and hope he goes away

in other news: hector kills fire emblem fates
but he's getting too powerful so i have to bench him

I
ALREADY
HAVE
YOU

oh
oh lady listen ik weve been talking a while but ummm im not rly oh bLESS u surtr u saved me from an awkward talk

i keep forgetting i have to talk here to save my followers from punching their walls
anyways i forgot that i found out u could name ur team a while ago and named them so i was so confused when i saw this
i guess ikes not a quitter anymore hes pulled his weight around here

IM DUMB I WAS LIKE "WHO COULD THIS PEACH PERSON BE" AND IT'S ME
WOW WE HAVE THE SAME NAME TOO HM INTERESTING SSSO DDUMMBB

fredericks here to make sure everyone has snacks
and then kill them for not going to his ceazy workout routine on time

YYYEEESSS
YYYYEEEEESSSi loved this girls attitude BUT THE VOICE ACTOR GOT THE SPANISH GOODS NOW I LOVE HER REPRESEEEBTTT

donnel: yall eat right
me, shoving feathers down a heroes throat: ... yeah

it's new kids on the block vs the rag tag team vd the underdogs who will win

haha yeah u got stuck in this game

ew gross i dont want this

this looks like the guy that asked me how to spell cat in 5th grade

what do u mean i guess the guys giving u a pep talk the least u could do is pretend to be grateful ugh new guy gets points new girls dead to me

hes ugly but hes got heart

hahahahahahahahahaha

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY GAVE ME MORE WORK

uuhhhh..... yyyeeeaaahhhhh.... ssssuuurrreeeee

hey hi guys sorry to interrupt but um is that BLOOD OOZING OUT OF HIS EYE???

ok for the record im not w her or them i didnt pledge or sign a thing since i got here so dont drag me into ur drama it's enough ur sister kept messing w my sleep schedule

im not gonna lie im honestly surprised hes made it this far
anyways hes back and fine whatever but also WHY DIDNT U FIX UR EYE
USE A NAPKIN OR SOMETHING

UGH it's like a gross booger hanging out no one wants to say anything to be polite BUT WE ALL KNOW

ph my god apparently hes always had blood on his eye and it just took me this long to notice
Ewwwww EEEEWWWWWWWWW

OH GOD THERES MORE FAMILY??? UUUUGGGHHH AND HES AN IDIOT!!! I HATE THIS SO MUCH NEXT IM GONNA MEET HER COUSINS

me: haha yeah listen i gotta go
ice girl: wait u have to meet my aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, godparents, greatparents, and dad
me: aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yall nees to STOP I JUST FINISHED THIS GAME
the ylisseans are cute tho they gt all the god designs

i forgot the little girl was with us death isnt that bad anna just ask the girl dying next to us

DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

ice prince: i went in for the kill but i got burned can u believe it
me: YES
everyone else: oh my god u poor baby :(
I HATE EVERYONE HERE

i only feel bad for helbindi everyone else can go home

I Don't Want To Be Here Anymore

OK SO I HAD TO MOVE MY TEAM BC THEY WERE TOO STRONG FOR SUMMER FUN AND I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A THING ALL I SAW WAS THAT HENRY HAD A 1 ON HIS HEART AND I PANICKED BC I NEVER REMEMBERED SUPPORTING W HIM AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS IT BUT NO FALSE ALARM EVERYONE WHAT A HEART ATTACK

GORDIN!! ... why are u so... young
wheres ur
literally everything else about u

this guy makes me uncomfortable this is not the man i Once Knew

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE CHANGES IN THIS GAME FIRST BARST GOT A NEW NOSE JOB AND NOW GORDINS LIKE... 6????

i guess >:/ im still mad tho

me: soren better be grateful
soren: may my increased strength work to your advantage
me:
me: What Have They Done To You

QAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP
HOW COME ROBIN HAS "I'M GLAD YOU SEE MY STRATEGIC VALUE IN YOUR TEAM" WHILE SOREN HAS "MAY MY STRENGTH AID U IN UR VICTORY" LIKE WHATAAATTTTT SHO SWITCHED THESE TWO

owain: BLAH BLAH BLAH psst thank u
henry: nice who do u want dead
ah yes i can at least rely on u two

me: theres something weird going on guys....
anna, behind me w an axe:
me: i just can't tell what....

oscar: hi i like to cook
me: THANK GOD WEVE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT HERBS AND DIRT

dont make it weird

i picked the whiny brat bc i either had or didnt care for the others no more anime pls

marth must rly love me if i never play this game and the one time i go back to it i get him how come henry doesnt do this for me

he was there for me when henry wasnt

i forgot pretty boy link was in this game what does he have to s
... i look at his family of sisters

... oh. i guess ill take 1 out of 2

so is this guy always this sweaty oooorrrrrr

...oh, honey... no....
who did ur hair.....

haha.... leonster........ im sorry what did u say

oh hey it's the only good character in this game hows it going man

oh
i see

anyways i hate her

i never cared for her or her sister bc the way animes can be w the weird sister relationship already makes me uneasy and their interactions were mediocre at best anyway
but yknow now that she gave him The News i can say this without being fake and polite about her

whatever her name is sister lover: there my sweet... precious... darling.... oh i love u my dear sister.....
her sis: omg.....
me:

is this the part where im supposed to care

#feh #spoilers

wow i yawn i cant yawn believe it

#feh #spoilers fjorm: >:( i am very upset u young lady

#feh #spoilers i mean i would but apparently i cant anyways hi sweaty forgot u were here

OOHH MY GGGOODDD I JUST WANT MY ORBS

um
im sorry
r u of all ppl rly gonna say that to her bbbcccc i dont think
after all those chapters of u messing w everyone
do u get the RIGHT to be so hypocritical SIT DOWN

veronica, about to open her big fat mouth:
me:

ike: anyone can die by my hand
me: silas
ike: oh uh
me: SILAS
IKE: IM TRYING
ME: TRY HARDER

mmhm
im
sure

wow it's an absolute miracle sweaty finally took a shower and did his own laundry now i can stop pretending to be ok w that

OH NO THATS OK U CAN GO HERE ILL HELP U BACK HOME

well well WELL WHAT HAVE WE HERE

NO U DONT I JJJUST SAID

i hate this game

i deserve more orbs than this nighgmare of an ending I HOPE SWEATY AND HIS SISTER GET LOST

fjorm: oh, summoner... at long last....
me, consulting w the healers on how long she got left to live: yeah hahahhhhhA it's gonna be GR8

well thanks team 7
dad, big meaty claws, rich kid, and mistake

well this is the end of my thread i hope sweaty falls into mud and alfonse... mm... actually he had some growth good for u buddy u became a...old...man... thats kinda passive aggressive.... and tired....
hm
im gonna go get the ff app w the cute 16 bit heroes now

NO WAIT THE SISTERS DIED
the sisters get bonus points for not being as creepy w each other as they were in the beginning idk who wrote that but they gotta do some hard crime
the sisters go back to being on my neutral board IM STILL A LITTLE... CAUTIOUS...but theyre ok again

i forgot what he looked like god u poor guy

just spit on my welcome mat why dont u

the best character never lets me down

arthur ur sweet u rly r but if i see u one more time im going to scream

FINALLYFINALLYFIBALLYFINALLYLHESHEREHESHEREANDICANNEVERPLAYTHISGAMEAGAIN IM SHHHUTTINGBTJIS GAME DOWN THIS IS THE END OF MY HEROES THREAD NO MORE THATS I ÑT I GIT HIM IM DDDONE IM DONE AND I DONT CARE THE REST OFNU HCAN HAVE FFFUN ROOTTTTINGNAWAY IN THIS GAME IT'S OVER FINISHED

IDK who this guy is but BOY DOCI RELATE

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