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A new thread of funny shit that happens in my life bc I forgot to pin the other one.
I was flaming my cousin and then he told me that I looked like Doc McStuffins
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One time this man looked at my afro and told me “I like your wig.” When I tell you I was weak, I was weak!!
One of roommates told me that my hair looks like pubeshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I was taking an exam in my American Gov. class and my professor had Wakanda as an answer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> I love him
“Fuck me up like a black hole.”
“I think Bush is sexier than Clinton. Yeah, I said it!”
D’s grandma came in and said Happy Easter eggheadshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> I thought it was funny considering I tell D he looks like an egg all of the time.
Prof: What is the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?
Guy in my class: It depends whether you have sex with your sister or your cousin. Luckily I don’t have any cousinshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Guy in my class: It depends whether you have sex with your sister or your cousin. Luckily I don’t have any cousins
@Naetasticc : Candy shop wasn’t bout candy yet my fat ass just knew this nigga was talking about blow pops
Me: Bihh I thought "the spot" was the gumhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Me: Bihh I thought "the spot" was the gum
Melissa: What’s she gonna do beat my ass?
Sophia: No,she’s gluten-freehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Sophia: No,she’s gluten-free
