In this thread, I'm just gonna post a photo of a pineapple whenever I think about tweeting something or jumping into a Twitter debate that isn't worth it and will only bring me Twitter grief. The pineapple serves as a symbol I made the right decision and didn't say anything.

(this was the first one where I spent like 15 minutes drafting a whole thread and then realized, all of a sudden, that I had to pineapple the hell out of that shit)

Some people asked me to change pineapples, and I resisted. But last week, in the (incredible) Mexican Secretariat of Public Education courtyard, I found this beauty painted by Diego Rivera. It's just pretentious enough to use as a replacement.

¡Bienvenidos, Sr. Piña Nueva!

Just a quick update on the pineapple situation. Since I changed to the (wonderful) Diego Rivera pineapples, my YoY Pineapple Rate is down significantly, which means I'm engaging with a lot of bad comment. I'm reverting to the original stock-photo pineapple https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1079781894013833216