comedy gold a thread;

quick question dudes WHY DO YOU DO THIS??? like might as well just text me what snap says.

BUT BRO i don’t even have your number saved

i got a little headass for a minute there and stopped updating this but i’m back and ready to continue my meme!!

Uhhh sir one, i didn’t even save your number. two, 7 months ago!!! what can i do for you now???

this is either the nicest things or an insult and i can’t tell.

i really hate males hahahaha me and my two piece swimsuits enjoy not being modest :))

TELL ME WHY IM THE WAY I AM. homie g was staring into my soul, taking too long to kiss me. so i said “what’re you doing. like are you going to kiss me or not” then he said guess not

when you break up but you already shared passwords w each other.

this ones just funny bc i have #daddyissues #abandonmentissues

well gd tell me how you really feel.

this guy just tried following me. Sos WHAT